the hermit, myth or fact?

[graniteisnotrock]

I have noticed at all bowling alleys that there is a grungy unshaven quiet man who repairs the pinsetters, but hardly do you see this man. does this man live back there and stay there his whole life, because he suffers from social disorders or is he just a mild mannered employee?

[ARF]

no one will know until we sacrifice a freshman, and or a senior who is treated like a freshman, to take a journey to the unknown. i wonder how much bowling knowledge they possess? i assume they are like Shamans in the tropical rainforests. When a bowling hermit dies, without passing his knowledge on to another hermit, it's like a library of knowledge being burned down.

[bowlingkmfra]

i think that the hermit of bowling alleys is taken off the streets and not allowed to leave the bowling alley for fear that he will go back to shooting it up in the alley of downtown nashville. so instead he gets high off the lemon scented oil they use on the lanes. usually this hermit is a deaf mute. also a tool. maybe graniteisnotrock should be the apprentice to the hermit at melrose.*

 

 

*i just want to stress the fact that i only make snide comments about granite is because he is a woman. i know this how? because i have his balls in a jar. his bowling balls that is...

Edited November 10, 2003 by bowlingkmfra

[coasterboarder]

This is definately a quality thread, let me tell you.

 

 

Anyway, my personal opinion is- yes- the hermit that lives behind the pins is not fiction. How many times have you seen the guy who fixes the broken pinsetters? Ill bet none, and unless you frequent the bowling lanes, you may never be so lucky.

[redbaron515]

I have seen the hermit. He speaks to no one. He walks with no emotion on his face, and he moves for no one either. An odd human being.