The most awesome quote from a coach

[tnsparty]

Football is not a contact sport, it is a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.

 

Duffy Daugherty

 

Pain heals.

Chicks dig scars.

Glory lasts forever.

 

Quote from The Replacements

[ptown_man]

"you couldn't fight your way out of a brown papersack at the bottom of lake erie"..."if i had the size and ability you have now i'd still be playin iin the NFL"(this coach wasn't exactlly the youngest guy on the staff)

[dawgsfan71]

"Son you look like Tarzan, but you play like Jane!!!!!!!!"

 

"Good Gosh we look like Ned and the first Reader"

 

"Son you just went from Stud to Scud"

[CornPuff06]

This is from Coach Wes Green talking to the CB's on man to man coverage:

 

"If your guy goes to get a hotdog then you better put the mustard on it!"

[Git_R_Done_16]

 

 

You Dont play to win, You play to Dominate.

[gotmilk?]

Here are some great quotes from different sports!

 

Billy Tubbs 1979 Basketball coach:"This year we plan to run and shoot. Next season we hope to run and score!"

 

Steve Largent Seattle Seahawks All-Pro WR after being ask which record he will treasure most after he retires:"Probably the Beatles' White Album!"

 

Torrin Polk 1991 University of Houston WR praising his coach John Jenkins:"He treats us like men, he lets us wear earrings"

 

Bill Belichick 1992 Cleveland Browns head coach on his teams preparation before a game with the San Diego Chargers:"I dont think there is anybody in this organization not focused on the 49ers.....I mean Chargers"

 

Joe Theisman Washington Redskins QB:"The word genius is not applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein"

 

Mike Flanagan 1992 Orioles pitcher:"You know you are having a bad day when the fifth inning rolls around and they drag the warning track"

[cougardad]

Copper Basins old coach John Mullinax

 

" Bite off more than you can chew and chew like heck!"

[lazarus]

"Billy Tubbs 1979 Basketball coach:"This year we plan to run and shoot. Next season we hope to run and score!""

 

billy tubbs had enough quotes to fill an encyclopedia. but one of my favorite tubbs stories:

 

oklahoma wa playing a big game in norman, and a series of calls went against the sooners early. the crowd (naturally) grew more and more vocal, and finally began throwing debris down onto the court to show their displeasure.

 

the officials (and only they can possibly know what they were thinking) asked tubbs to calm the crowd.

 

tubbs took the microphone and said; "please do not throw objects on the floor. that is not what we do at oklahoma.... no matter how terrible the officiating"

 

he got a T, but the crowd didnt throw anything else on the floor.

 

(oh yeah, they won the game also)

[Croach]

hey guys, what happened to my coach rankin quotes???????

 

 

There have been LOTS of posts deleted for no reason.

[Plumbob]

God just didn't like ya, son. - Boots Donley

 

Knock 'em naked! - Joe Kines

 

Son, you're so stupid, you coudn't pour p*ss, out of a boot, with the insructions, on the heel. - the legendary "Chip Hutchinson"

[sabre4]

My old high school coach told our MLB that,

 

"You only start because I sleep with your momma."

 

The MLB was the coaches son. We all died laughing.

[hsballguy]

Don't go cliff diving off bridges

Edited October 13, 2005 by hsballguy