Greatest Umpire bashing one liners

[wad]

come on coach t fans let the blue's hear them. JUST FOR FUN, keep it clean and in good fun,

 

WARNING this post is NOT to be used at any ballpark anywhere, MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO YOU SEEING THE END OF THE BALLGAME hahahaha

 

To start.

 

Hey blue, where is your dog.

Hey blue, you must work for maybeline, with all that make up your giving out.

Hey blue, your missing a great ballgame here.

Edited April 20, 2004 by wad

[CHudgins]

Why would you even want to start this post?

[pistachio]

Sweep the plate" It's the least you can do.

 

Flip over the plate and read the directions.

 

Lenscrafters called...they'll be ready in 30 minutes.

 

Do you travel with this team?

 

Your strike zone is a moving target.

 

Hey ump, how can you sleep with all these lights on?

 

Hey Blue, try looking BETWEEN the bars on you mask.

[sportsmaniac13]

this post might just be the stupidest thing i have ever seen, what do you think "blue"????

[wad]

Sweep the plate" It's the least you can do.

 

Flip over the plate and read the directions.

 

Lenscrafters called...they'll be ready in 30 minutes.

 

Do you travel with this team?

 

Your strike zone is a moving target.

 

Hey ump, how can you sleep with all these lights on?

 

Hey Blue, try looking BETWEEN the bars on you mask.

NOW YOR COOKING< THATS GREAT

[mctigersportsfan]

Wad appears to be an ump -- I'm sure this isn't anything he has never heard and he started this thread.

 

Let it run as long as it doesn't get nasty

[wad]

Wad appears to be an ump -- I'm sure this isn't anything he has never heard and he started this thread.

 

Let it run as long as it doesn't get nasty

Thanks Tiger, Your right I umpire, I also have a great sense of humor. Like to lighten it up from time to time, Please keep it clean, but have some fun. If you don't like the post I'm sorry.

[mctigersportsfan]

Not a 1 liner, but what I think is agreat ump story --

 

I was at a tournament game a few years ago and a fan/parent was giving the umpire a very tough way. The ump called time, came and sat in the bleachers beside the guy. The guy questioned what was going on and the ump said I wanted to check out your view point to see if it was better than mine. The guy clammed up and the game went on ....

 

 

 

 

wad -- you may want to try this sometime

Edited April 21, 2004 by mctigerfan

[GradfromtheNest]

Why would you even want to start this post?

As a coach I think this thread is great! I'll have to remember some of these so I'll have them ready next time I need a good one-liner!

[exfire21]

Yeah I will be sure to bash the ump with some of these!!! j/k Funny stuff!!!!!

[LCborn]

Hey, Blue...

...If you're just gonna watch the game, buy a ticket!

...Stevie Wonder could see that one!

...Now I know why there's only one eye (I) in umpire !

...That's a bad call....Telemarketer! Telemarketer! Telemarketer!

...They're putting your stike zone on the back of milk cartons!

...I was confused the first time I saw a game too!

 

OK, I cheated. Check out http://www.heckledepot.com/umpires.shtml

[BigReb77]

Those are pretty good. I think I have a pretty good story. Calling traveling ball last summer a coach took it upon himself to complain about everything. Finally after three innings the coach comes out of the dugout to to tell my partner what he thinks of him. My partner was a pretty level-headed guy so he gave him a warning and told him to return to the dugout. As he was walkintg back the coach was still running his mouth. My partner once again turned around to confront him and he said quote "If I here one more word out of you your outta here." So the coach returned to the dugout. Well at the same time the coach is returning to his dugout, the coach of the opposing team, who was coaching first base at the time near the opposing teams dugout says "Hey Blue" to announce a line up change. At that moment my partner turned around and threw the coach, who had not said a word the whole game and was only trying to announce a line up change, out of the ballgame. This began a series of rants from the fans of that team. After the whole mess was sorted out Everyone couldnt help but laugh at the situation.