BEST BUSH LEAGUE COMMENT YOU'VE HEARD

[ccriders25]

we've all heard amazingly creative bush-league comments through the course of baseball games. lets hear your best.

[cavcav]

we've all heard amazingly creative bush-league comments through the course of baseball games.  lets hear your best.

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Pop fly on the infield and the whole dugout hollers "I got it" Pretty Bush league!

 

 

That's not the best one I've heard, but it is very common.

Edited March 8, 2005 by cavcav

[20005achamps]

When you play Chatt. Central and they have a runner on base and the coach says GO every single pitch. Is that BUSH or D****E??

 

What do you think Bush League??

[ccriders25]

i was thinking more along the lines of this: a short guy digs in the box and the dugout says things such as : "hey, look its lieutenant dan", or "you looked better on seabiscuit"

[E5]

i was thinking more along the lines of this:  a short guy digs in the box and the dugout says things such as : "hey, look its lieutenant dan", or "you looked better on seabiscuit"

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"Nice Fwip fwankie" was the best I can do right now.

 

While watching Bowers hit pre-game infield to the outfielders, I got tired of hearing "leave it."

 

Roll the third baseman a golf ball and see if he can palm it (short player)

Seen better moves by your girlfriend with a man on (poor pick at first)

 

Howy mowy, Inspiwation.

[theone]

roll em a golf ball see if he can palm it!

 

ive seen better wings on a porch

 

ive seen better cuts under a band aid

 

punch a hole in that mask ump

 

kick your seeing eye dog hes lying to ya blue

 

spin the wheel vanna pick a vowel

 

tuck in that night gown chump ( for a pull over thats too long)

 

take that trash bag off!! - mziuno shiny pullovers

 

it would been a ground rule double if hed a hit it!- arguing a check swing call

 

dont chirp at me

 

get yer ears off rabbitt

 

you and the space shuttle- slow runner

 

get the fridge off yer back

 

wearing yer little brothers t shirt? - jersey too tight

 

wearing sunglasses on your hat when the sun is not out, wearing eyeblack down on your cheeks, hats crooked, moms bringin gatorade to the dugout, cellphones in dugouts, draggin the infield with a 89 GMC sonoma,wildlife that get onto the field (EX:deer,rabbits,squirrels, and all breeds of dogs,) stopwatches tied to belt loops, dads givin fake and real signs in the stands, playing glass breaking sounds on foul balls is gettin old, dirty shoes, dirty uniforms, drainer parents, huge egos, uniforms that resemble NASCAR, too many arm bands, having girls in your dugout, parents yelling at oppenents players, trivia questions over the PA that a 3 year old could answer ........all are pretty bush In my opinion.

[E5]

roll em a golf ball see if he can palm it!

 

ive seen better wings on a porch

 

ive seen better cuts under a band aid

 

punch a hole in that mask ump

 

kick your seeing eye dog hes lying to ya blue

 

spin the wheel vanna pick a vowel

 

tuck in that night gown chump ( for a pull over thats too long)

 

take that trash bag off!! - mziuno shiny pullovers

 

it  would been a ground rule double if hed a hit it!- arguing a check swing call

 

dont chirp at me

 

get yer ears off rabbitt

 

you and the space shuttle- slow runner

 

get the fridge off yer back

 

wearing yer little brothers t shirt? - jersey too tight

 

wearing sunglasses on your hat when the sun is not out, wearing eyeblack down on your cheeks, hats crooked, moms bringin gatorade to the dugout, cellphones in dugouts, draggin the infield with a 89 GMC sonoma,wildlife that get onto the field (EX:deer,rabbits,squirrels, and all breeds of dogs,) stopwatches tied to belt loops, dads givin fake and real  signs in the stands, playing glass breaking sounds on foul balls is gettin old, dirty shoes, dirty uniforms, drainer parents, huge egos,  uniforms that resemble NASCAR, too many arm bands, having girls in your dugout, parents yelling at oppenents players, trivia questions over the PA that a 3 year old could answer ........all are pretty bush In my opinion.

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Seen better arms on a chair

 

Seen better hands on a clock

 

Seen better cuts at a meat market

 

Take your glove off and use your other arm

 

"Pull" on a high poorly thrown ball, clay target reference.

[ccriders25]

get a bucket - he's throwin' up. consecutive high pitches

[GradfromtheNest]

hahahaha, these are great! keep 'em coming!

[Slyder]

When a batter has a 2 ball 0 strike count and a fan hollers "now he has to pull into your garage" meaning he is bringing you something to hit! A classic line spoken at Oakland games.

[TroFee_Steelers]

how do you eat with those hands (on an error)

[doubleplay96]

Put him on a milk carton because hes missing! (Pitcher throws 3 or more balls in a row)

 

Stick a fork in a him coach because hes done!