Mr Denny Crane

WesCharge, If Bull assaults you in any way...I am your man! If anyone else in the west TN area is in need of an attorney........ I'm.............Denny Crane!

Does UTM even have a law school...........I like the Boyd kid from Camden, and the Donald boy from Hyntingdon! If they need an attorney, my services are free! .......I'm Denny Crane

Nobody messes with my Gibson Co boys. I have spent alot of time in that courtroom in Trenton, so beware of Gibson Co. If anybody from Huntingdon needs a good attorney, which I am sure their are several that need to be in Carroll Academy....then call me................ .................I'm Denny Crane. Huntingdon 41 Gibson Co 14

My cute little secretary does all my spelling.....Alan Shore, get out from underneath that desk! I'm........ ..............Denny Crane!

I just got his bail reduced so he can get out of jail before Friday. We are taking all these people to court for lible, and going to win! Why? Because.... I'm.............................. .................Denny Crane!

I'm Back.... Willie, if this occurs up in the county of Weakley. We will file suit against WesCharge and take him before Judge Moore. I happen to know some things about the good judge that will sway his vote. He is nothing like the "little virgin judge" I defeated a couple of weeks ago, but we'll be fine. WHY? because....................... I'm..................... ................................Denny Crane

For that region...they will be good! Need an attorney.... I'm.........Denny Crane Watch me tonite...........................

If anybody needs an attorney... I'm Denny Crane

Alan, I think I could win Tara's heart if I had two gold balls , then I would get a little red wagon like HeavyD did, and walk around all the courthouses in West Tennessee with them. I might go to Gleason and rob their trophy case of two! I'm Denny Crane (a motivational speaker could really make that sound inspiring)

Those motivational speakers can change your approach to life. I think I might need one as Tara is just not treating me like I feel I need to be treated. Where is Alan Shore when you need him. Alan, I'll be out on the balcony, I need a smoke.... I'm Denny Crane

I wish I could have been there to see that whipping. I have got a feeling that whipping occurred as a direct result of the fact that Crockett Co took Westview's spot in the state tournament last year, and Westview is still not happy about it. I look for Westview to Pistol Whip the Lady Rebels next, I might need to get involved if their is a pistol whipping. If anybody needs an attorney as a result of a pistol whipping. I'm Denny Crane

All Rise......do we have a verdict? Yes, your honor..... We, the TSSAA find the defendant, Cheatnam Co, GUILTY.... Court is adjourned.. Mr Denny Crane wins again......(all in fun) However, really no one wins

If somebody is fixing to be fired, you better have good reason, because I will be on your doorstep beating down that door. If anybody needs an attorney... I'm Denny Crane

As the investigation goes on....HeavyD, if you need an attorney, I would be honored to represent you in any legal matter in Haywwod or Crockett counties, these are two of the counties that I haven't been barred from. I'm Denny Crane

Please give us more.... I am an excellent attorney! Is Carter County in upper east TN? It would be a long drive for me, but I am available.... I'm Denny Crane