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Shadroach

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  1. PSA Probably a well known fact to many but not to all. The most comprehensive stat line is available at the following website. It is free and simple to use. Don't be shy about experimenting by clicking around. The only downside is if your school doesn't report its stats they obviously won't be there. stats.digitalscout.com Pro Tip: Save time, go to Google. Type in your schools name followed by football stats Example: Shadville Football Stats. When results appear scroll down and find digitalstats.com You need facts like these to shut up pinheads like Roy and Old Pirate. Numbers Do Not Lie.
  2. Lets make a story up that'll help you understand. A few years back in a far away land was a Ferrari dealership. The Sales Manager could do no wrong. Sales were off the charts. Sales ability mattered not. He was selling Ferrari's for shadsake. Things were going along swimmingly until whispers and rumors caused an audit of the company books. As Law Enforcement dialed in the Sales Manager quickly left the area. No hard feelings by the dealership and stock holders the problem was gone. Before long the Sales Manager interviewed at a new dealership. They sold Yugo's and Daewoo's. The Manager convinced the CEO he could turn them into a powerhouse dealership in a very few years. The CEO listened as he sipped a Cupp of coffee. He knew several of the other applicants but was mesmerized by the Ferrari salesmans promises of the future and dreamt of the glory and adulation that would come his way for making such an astute hire. Several years have passed since that day and the results are abysmal. The CEO has painted himself into a corner by his inaction and failure to take the reins and restore order. The dealership is now the town joke and all who know the management know them as weak and ineffective as they watch their key employees leave for other dealerships. The Sales Manager sees the writing on the wall again and wishes to use his charlatan skills to dupe another dealership but alas the word is out and he finds nobody ready to entertain him or his services. Did that help GWAVE1?
  3. BarneySox & Otis agreeing on 8-2
  4. OK Ofellow, I know you're new here so I'll tell you on the downlow That Barney fella is a dangerous man. He was a consultant for The Propaganda Ministry in Pyongyang as a young man. Take his posts with a grain of salt. Pinoccio007 however is generally considered here on this thread as the oracle of truth. His riddles contain the hidden messages of the parallel universe. You'd be wise to heed his prophecies.
  5. I'm a Plus Member and have contributed >1000 words of BS. Am I a qualifier or a DQ?
  6. Happy Mothers Day to all you MUTHA'S!!!
  7. Haters Gonna Hate. Celebrate Fellas, It's almost football season! Don't worry bout your neighbors just keep choppin' wood at your place.
  8. 155 posts Report post Posted February 26 (edited) An open letter to all the dads with current or future ballplayers:   Gentlemen,  YOU are the CEO of Your Son Inc. This position bestows on YOU an enormous weight and burden. There is no one to help you with your decisions, YOU are an island. The decisions YOU make will be part of the formation of YOUR son for the rest of his life. YOU are the wind in his sails YOU are his navigator most importantly YOU are his rudder to steer him in calm seas and gales as well. He is blessed with all the knowledge YOU have shared with him. His heart and mind are strong and his eyes are clear. He looks up to YOU and observes and stores away to the tiniest detail of YOUR actions. He will certainly be the man YOU form him to be. He has generally only four years of High School eligibility. As the CEO of Your Son Inc. YOU MUST guide him YOU MUST put him in the best situation to be successful! Anything less is abject failure. If YOU decide to stay in an abysmal situation then throw away your scabbard and stay and FIGHT for him to your last breath. If YOU decide to journey to a different land, run don't walk. They're are great adventures to be experienced on the other side of the mountain. YOUR young warrior will be welcomed by the army there.  The sand in the hour glass ebbs away even as YOU read this. Make haste make a plan. Make the decision that ensures YOUR son, YOUR flesh and blood the best opportunity to be successful. Listen not to the fools that would call YOU a coward. Remember, The weak and the timid will stay back and defend the past while the brave and aggressive charge headlong into the future. I wrote this post some moons back on another thread. It is relevant here as well I feel. Hope this helps with YOUR decision. 155 posts Report post Posted February 26 (edi 155 posts Report post 155 posts Report post P 155 155 posts Report post Posted February 26 (edited)
  9. Driving The Money Changers From The Temple. It appears they ended up in the Maryville office selling tickets.
  10. MWBGA!!! Barney bringing a friend to the game for a burger.
  11. Have YOU joined the Secret Society yet? You know who I'm talking to.
  12. Are we going with the same old playbook again this year? Its the equivalent of watching Joe Paterno's play calling for 25 years. Same old kerrap play calls whether its working or not and as soon as we get a lead take the foot off'n the gas and bump the tranny into neutral.
  13. Sleepers? William Blount should be very sleepy.
  14. Reuters & Associated Press Dateline: Greenback Tn President Trump has declared a state of emergency in this area of Eastern Tennessee. He has provided emergency funding and has instructed FEMA to assist The American Red Cross in setting up shelters to assist in the influx of refugee families in a mass exodus from WB's Football Program. Tennessee Governor Bill Lee has activated the Tn National Guard to manage the highways and keep order. Lieutenant Governor Rand McNally has been assigned to form a committee to discuss the possibilities of a curfew and petitioning the Federal Government for assistance from The U.S. Border Patrol. At the Dollar General located at 6555 Hwy 411 in Greenback a woman who wished to be kept anonymous said "These poor families! Forced to flee from a man made disaster is a crying shad. My heart just breaks for them. Hopefully soon a new coach is appointed there and they can return to their homes and prosper. Until then Those young men will be welcomed by The Cherokee Football Nation". Locals have named the tent settlement Shadville. -Reporter: S. Roach
  15. An open letter to all the dads with current or future ballplayers: Gentlemen, YOU are the CEO of Your Son Inc. This position bestows on YOU an enormous weight and burden. There is no one to help you with your decisions, YOU are an island. The decisions YOU make will be part of the formation of YOUR son for the rest of his life. YOU are the wind in his sails YOU are his navigator most importantly YOU are his rudder to steer him in calm seas and gales as well. He is blessed with all the knowledge YOU have shared with him. His heart and mind are strong and his eyes are clear. He looks up to YOU and observes and stores away to the tiniest detail of YOUR actions. He will certainly be the man YOU form him to be. He has generally only four years of High School eligibility. As the CEO of Your Son Inc. YOU MUST guide him YOU MUST put him in the best situation to be successful! Anything less is abject failure. If YOU decide to stay in an abysmal situation then throw away your scabbard and stay and FIGHT for him to your last breath. If YOU decide to journey to a different land, run don't walk. They're are great adventures to be experienced on the other side of the mountain. YOUR young warrior will be welcomed by the army there. The sand in the hour glass ebbs away even as YOU read this. Make haste make a plan. Make the decision that ensures YOUR son, YOUR flesh and blood the best opportunity to be successful. Listen not to the fools that would call YOU a coward. Remember, The weak and the timid will stay back and defend the past while the brave and aggressive charge headlong into the future.
  16. I'm UPSET Shad is still the HC at William Blount.
  17. RUMORS FROM THE MARYVILLE METRO AREA * Shad is negotiating for a position as Night Assistant Manager at Happy Wang's Chinese Massage Parlor. * Passiveaggressive is confused with all the pressure on Opiate producers and would like his Congressman to have the pharmaceutical companies quit making diuretics because it creates more work cleaning the urinals. * Maryville H.S. will schedule a out of state nationally ranked H.S. team next season from Cali, Tx or Fl. Afterwards will hire a damage control team formally used by Hillary Clinton to explain the loss. * Maryville coaching staff will appear on 60 minutes to explain how with so many State Championships so few of former players end up on Division 1 teams and of those who do never make an NFL roster. * The Glory Club of overweight 30+ year olds that still wear their State Champs ring will be meeting at Bubba & Pearls Buffet Thursday night to reminisce about the glory days and discuss Gastric Bypass. * Rebelwoman will hold cotillion classes and the art of fine dining manners at the VFW on Hobbs Rd in Alcoa she requests attendees wear their best bib overalls and wear deodorant. * Greyrider will star in the Community Theater Actors Guild in the stage version of Broke Back Mountain. He will tell people "I just can't quit you" for months afterwards. I don't like repeating rumors so you better listen closely the first time. More as my sources report in.
  18. Daaaaaaang! Some pretty edgie posts. I approve! Reminds me of what the famed Chinese philosopher Shadfucius said Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
  19. If you were reading the Professional Bio's of the following: Brain Surgeon Weather Forecaster Attorney Chef Plumber Accountant Car Mechanic Interpreter Surveyor Airline Pilot Home Builder Veterinarian Investment Broker Tattooist Cancer Doctor Barber Optometrist Pharmacist Would you settle for one of these professionals that in the last 3 years has had a success rate of 16%? I didn't think so so why do you settle for a Head Football Coach to mismanage your ball players for 4 years? Why haven't you approached the AD or Principal? Why do you whisper and talk trash in the stands but are silent in their presence? Remember Gov Nation The future belongs to the strong and aggressive and the weak and timid will stay behind and guard the past.
  20. BSox beware! Rumor has it The Don Vito Shadleone Crime Family Has obtained and will be selling bootleg tickets in the parking lot. The sellers are instructed to tell buyers to go through the ticket line frillyBgov is working because he'll be busy yammering about how he repaired his Bong with Flex Seal he bought off of TV and won't notice the counterfeit tickets.
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