Delmar O'Donnell

Ol' Delmar's done been incarcerated again and while I wuz behind them bars I done gone and forgot my passyword for this her chattin' room. Praise be I finally found it. I's been hankering to leap into this convosation for a whiles now. I told Pearl Lee here while back that them Bryant boys was working them boys to dadgum hard. When I saw that Bryant boy had them boys hitched up behind them plows and plowing them fields this sprang I knowd they'd be troubles coming his way. Kids nowadays is way to soft for hard work like that. Them parents are to soft just like them boys and they can't handle tough coaching. Back in Delmar's day we had a real mean coach. I told cousin Cleatus that our coach would be loud to coach these soft fellers that play today. These here parents would be a suing ever one in the whole state. I's remember my junior year we wuz playing them boys down there in Winchester. Speaking of Winchester there jail is the worse I ever saw. They'd beds are not comfortable and the food ain't fit for feedin' horses. But I digress. At halftime we wuz get tin' our rears kicked clean up around our ears. Coach wuz spittin' mad. In the locker room they wuz one of them there portable blackbords that has them wheels on it. Only you old fellers will know what I'm talking about, anyhow's coach slung that bord out of his way and it fell over on three of our best players. Our starting quarterback got cut over his eye and it took 15 stitches to sow him up. One of the players dads wuz a vetrinarian and he came in the locker room after coach left to do the sowing. By the time we got the ball back in the third quarter our quarterback wuz already back on the field and finished the game. You know what his parents said? Nothing. Because he wasn't soft and neither wuz they. From what Cousin Cleatus tells me this kid that got hit didn't even get scratched. Should that Bryant boy have kicked that can? Most likely not but it probably seemed like a good idear at the time. Should he be fired cause if it? Nope. These Bryant boys is doin' good work with these here younguns and theys trying to make them not so soft. This here episode sounds like it wuz a accident that hurt the pride if some soft fellers. Like Miss Nunley always told us in grammar school, when things get hard, churn more butter. Don't rightly know how that applies here. Matter of fact. We's never figured out what the he k she meant by that. Anyhow. I'm done ventilating now. Come on in boys the waters fine.

Youns will be pleased. I will leave er at that. Come on in boys the water is fine.

Dont go on believin that wes didnt do our fair share o runnin round. I never did play against that McReynold school but wes all knew wheres it was. It burnt down around 65. A feller that was in Uncle Sams army wifth me got a newspaper sent to him from his mama. That was a year afore I got outta Uncle Sams army. In a week or so youns gona be sayin ol Delmar is a right smart individual. Come on in boys the water is fine.

Youngun. I aint sure what that thar word poser means but I can assure you that I aint from neither South Pittsburg nor Jasper. You sees for old fellers like myself and that old man pirate remembering the days of McReynolds High aint that difficult. You young whippersnappers thanks theys wasnt a world existing afore you popped outta yourn mommys bellys. Fact is most of usold guys had already been round the world courtesy Uncle Sam afore youns took your first breath o fresh air. Jest cause I'm from the mountain dont mean I aint been off the mountain a once or twice.

No youngun. Cousin maybel's old man done gone and swore ol Delmar to secrecy. Theys apparently still negotiatin the fine details of the deal. Hes still under one of them contract thangs were hes coaching now so far be it from me to spoil thangs. That Ross man deal done delt a major blow to McReynolds High but this hire will surely erase all them bad memories and bad tastes youns got in youns noufths. Come on in boys the water is fine.

Baseball? What in the samheck are yous talking bout? Ever body nos they aint but three sports. Football basketball and huntin. This heres gobler season. Aint no body got time to ware them weird pants and run round in the cow pasture. But ima guessin them signal mountain preppy younguns dont no nuffin bout huntin goblers. Wes will sees you in week four. Be afeared. Come on on boys the water is fine.

Youns will be a blowed away when the nouncement comes. Like I said theys gona be thunderings and lightenings at McReynolds when theys tell who it is. Come on in boys the water is fine.

Recon theys comedic wannerbees all over this here Internet thang. Sounds like troll been hidin under some bridge drankin some of that thar mountain cool aid. Youns best be afeared. These here yeller jackets done gone and got bigger faster and stronger. Come on in boys the water is fine.

Peers to me youns got a whoopin comin in week 4. Jest thought I would let youns no that. Come on in boys the water is fine.

More comedy. Youngun I hopes you aint no current player for McReynolds. Yourn new coach dont like havin no comedy fellers on his team. Yous will have a hard row to hoe ifn yourn attitude dont change up a bit. Ol Delmar sure aint joking. Come on in boys the water is fine.

Youngun. Speed was what we one did back in the day to get ourselves all hypered up afore we put the beat down on some of them that mountain waste water run off boys. Ima hoping yous aint saying that youns are hittin that speed like we once did. You are right tho. That stuff will kill you ifn it don't it will surely cause some damage to the gray matter. Not to mention that Childers man might be a tad intrested to no that youns are takin speed. Recon Delmar done gone and put many a ear hole hits on them squirmy little fellers from the Great Valley in his day. Ima thanking that these here bigger faster stronger yeller jackets jest may be what this old mountain top needs in order to get back on top in this here little border rivalry. Y'alls new coach will most certainly be a big help but he just aint gona put up wifth a lot of the shenanigons that Grider did. New coach starting next year. New offence. New defence. New discipline. Just not feeling that its a good year for McReynolds. Come on in boys the water is fine.

Youngun. I recon yous done been in that special orange juice with that old man pirate. McReynolds won't have their coach until hisn contract thang is up with hisn other school. Even tho hes a goodun not being thar until next year will most surely set McReynolds back a spell. Them yeller jackets done showed them moron boys what happens when theys are bigger faster and stronger. And that was all before these Bryant brothers found these secret recipe milk shakes. Lord heavens to betsy these mountain boys are gonna be a hard load to hold. Come on in boys the water is fine.

I'm a guessin that yourn idear of a joke. Har har. This ain't like them years past when we been run down by you waste water run off boys. Wes done got us some good coaches and theys figured out these secrete recipe milk shakes and these boys done got bigger and stronger and faster than theys ever been up here. Theys got two thangs that them McReynolds boys ain't got. One is theys got them milk shakes. And the other is theys got a coach. Youns wont have no coach until next year. Hes still under one of them thar contract thangs wifth his current school. Cant be breaking none of them contract thangs cause somebody might just have to call old Roy's friend that Childers man. These here yeller jackets are gona bring the pain down on the Great Valley. Ain't narry a doub. Come on in boys the water is fine.

Dog gone yourn hide Old man Pirate. Peers to me yous been drinkin too much of that special orange cool aid that they use to hide in the back room at Horace's barby shop. Ain't nuttin in the Great Valley that gona be good nuff to compete wifth these here yeller jackets. Theys all been walkin round up here drankin them funny colored milk shakes and theys all got muscles on top of muscles. Just the other day them Bryant brothers had em all over at Thompson's farm for a work day. Theys hitched them boys up to plows just like a team of work mules and commenced to plowing up his pasture. By the time the sun went down theys done had purt neart sixteen acres a plowed under and ready for corn plantin. Don't recon non of them mountain waste water run off boys would even know what a turning plow was. Cousin maybel's old man said Vic had sold hisn sole to the devil and that's why he was able to win so many games. This new coach coming to McReynolds is good but I doubt if he's willing to sell his sole to win ball games. It weren't really matter to much if he does. It gona be a long time before youns could get as big and strong as these mountain boys. Recon theys a heep of whoopin coming down on the Great Valley this year. But like I always says. Come on in boys the water is fine.

How bout ye fellers. I'm a guessin' it's putt neart time that I got my nickel and dime s worth of this conversation. My first cousin twice removed Maybel is married to one of them thar old timey pirates and I was visitating with them after the Sunrise service on Sunday. You see, Delmar has had to change his ways after the latest incarsaratuon. But I digress. That feller was telling me that the inside scoop is that the Ross man did them pirates a huge favor by ajumpin' ship like he did. He told me that the new coach was gonna be a shocker cause of his'n reputation as a coach. Hold on to yer jock straps fellers cause it's bout to commence thundering and lightening down thar at McReynold's High. Acourse I told that feller it didn't make no bit of difference who theys get and what theys got, these here Bryant brothers have got our yeller jackets primed and ready. I rode ol sary lou out by the school last week and theys was working hard. Them boys was hittin' and them pads was pippin' and theys was all jumpin' round hollerin like theys done all caught the Holy Ghost or sumptin. You bunch of Mtn waste water wash off down in the Great Valley best be afeared. Y'all know what Delamar says. Come on in boys the waters fine!

Geraldine says that she'd shore be happy to offer her assistance in helping you get caught up on your picture works. She has talents in the autochrome processing like you wouldnt believe. She shore is a lots smarter than me. Heh why you thank I keeps her around? Don't want DelTavian being overworked none now. Whys that? Cause Geraldine done spoke!

Boy howdy. This here game has all the makins of a barn burner. Follering last Fridays rip off them yeller jackets are bound to be seeing red. I know I for one shore am. Them refs just gone and give them purple pansies from the Great Valley that game last week. I hope coach turned them in for that one. This weeks gonna be a different story though. Them boys played their hearts out last Friday and to have it stole away like that is just plain criminal. And Ive spent enough time in jail to know a little sumtin bout criminals. Look out boys them jackets are farred up again and barring some more highway thugary by them zebra striped fellers theys gonna be skinning some kittens this Friday. Come on up and interduce yourselfs and we'll conversate a while. Once again, I'll be posted next to the scoreboard so's I can see real plain. Yeller Jackets 34 Puke Kittens 17. Whys that? Cause Delmar says so!

Me n Geraldine just wanted to wish all yall Great Valley purple pansies a safe trip up the mountain. Look for it to be a long ride back down. Them yellerjackets are gonna make them squaw babies tuck them tails and run. Some of youenz that post on here regular like needs to come on over on the jacket side and interduce yourselfs. I wont let the Coalmont Coalition hert ya none. I'm gonna be easy to find. Me and Geraldine will will be a standing on that cement slab in the corner of the endzone by the scoreboard. Have to stand close so I can see it you know. I'll be wearing my old yeller jacket cap. It's a 1978 model. A little ruff around the edges but still suits me. You cant miss Geraldine. She aint from around here so she aint gonna be wearing no jacket thangs. Yeller jackets 28 them purple pansies 13. Whys that? Cause I aint like all these other Grundy people and I aint afraid to say so!

C'mon marsupial. if'n you coached in the Great Valley you knows that they dont nobody down there know how to play football. This sleeper game will probably end in a tie cause nobody can find the endzone. Yall need to make a trip up the mountain to see them yeller jackets stang them boys from Jasper. T'will be a much better game. Whys that? Cause Delmar says so.

Youd best watch it pervailing truth, them goats are way too important to be a wrestling with. Cant have em crippled up none now you hear? Dont yall go frettin none about ole Delmar. I done been spending a bit of time up in Sparta with my woman Geraldine. She gots her a little ole farm out there on purvine lollar road and she's in real need of a man around to see that thangs gets took care of. But I digress. I done been thanking alot bout this game and I just cant see that theys no way them boys from Jasper gonna come up here and whip up on my yeller jackets. The coalmont coalition is gonna be farred up and theys gonna kick them purple pansies all the way back down into the Great Valley. I done told you boys that this years jackets are a different. Coach Swafford has em playing some real football now. Gonna be a sad day for anybody that comes out on the mountain. Why's that? Cause Delmar says so.

Whoooeeeee. Get yourn chin straps atightened up and get ready for some smash mouth slobber knocking yeller jacket football. These here boys on the mountain are back and making a run. Seems our new coach has done sumptin that the last few couldnt. He has them boys believing that they can win and I say in football thats half o the battle. McNeese is coaching them outside linebackers and you aint never seen no yeller jackets swarm like them boys. I'm just so cotton picking excited that we finally got football back out on this mountain I'm just bout to wet myself. I'm calling on all my Grundy County neighbors to climb on board this jacket train and show these boys hows proud we are of em. I say that we go to Tallico Plains and win by 24 points. What about it? Why is that? Cause Delmar says so!!!

Whooooooweeeeee! Hows bout them yellerjackets? I told ya'll we'd win this game. Just dont count old Delmar out when it comes to prognosticating these here ballgames. This game turned out to be an epic battle atween these two teams. Alls I can say is sting em agin jackets!! How about that battle atween them marion county graduates that's assistants on these two teams? Vergil McNeese 1 Hacker 0. I'm guessing experience was the difference here. Great game Jackets. WHOOO HOOO! I'm so farred up I couldn't sleep. Hot dang boys theys football on the mountain again! Better game than thatn down the road wouldn't you say?

I'm not really understanding what youre saying here. Mr. Coacht shouldn't have any a problem with what I post. Its all about football jest cause its not bout south pittsburg you get all torn up inside and go deletin ever thang. Tell me jest one thang that I've posted that aint true or that is against them rules. You let these folks from south pittsburg say any thang they wants and you dont delete theyr stuff. It just aint right mr. modulator.

Well boys, theys a communistic presence taking over these here boards. I jest dont understand why a certain modulator thinks that he has to control what goes on on this board. Seems to me like somebody so close to a certain school shouldnt be able to modulate a thread for that school. Ole Delmar jest answered a simple question with a simple answer, taking grate pains not to break the Board Rules and one communist modulator deleted the whole dern thang! I feel violated boys and that says a lot coming from somebody who jest got out of jail three days ago! I think I might jest have a talk with Mr. CoachT to see ifn he cant stop this certain communist modulator from modulating all our good clean holesum conversations right off this board. Better read this one quick boys cause that communist modulator is lurking in them shadows. Why is that? Because Delmar says so!

Well out here on the mountain we know all about that Taylor guy. Ya'll can have em. Don't know nuttin bout no Hacker guy. Is he the one they done got from Jasper? If he is cant be much to him. Dont recollect ever hearing his name. Some of them good Jasper players you know their name but cant place him. Like Gramps use to say you cant make a silk purse out of a sows ear. That means it dont matter who be coaching them tigers they still Whutwull and they still are in the Great Valley and they still aint no good. My yeller jackets win this one by a bunch.