ND golf tourney

[ijtx]

Right on the heels of the Masters comes the Spring's second most favorite golf tournament. Please plan to join in the fun on April 26th and play in Notre Dame's golf tourney to raise funds supporting their wrestling and basketball programs. It will be held at Brown Acres for the 3rd straight year, although overtures from Augusta National get harder and harder to turn down.

 

Bear Cat and Harry T will be there leading their teams. They have agreed to stick around for photograph and book signing sessions for the first hundred entrants so don't delay.

 

If you'd like to reserve a slot for you and your foursome, and/or, sponsor a hole with your own uniquely designed sign send me an e-mail for a entry form for you and your team and a hole sponsorship. A good time is unconditionally guaranteed (see Harry and Bearcat for refunds.)

 

Don't miss out on this fun-filled event benefiting Everybody's Favorite Team. Send an e-mail to lee365@bellsouth.net if you'd like to participate in this day of merriment. Go Irish!

[StarRaider]

Can you get BCB to run around and pick up driving range balls during live practice?

[ijtx]

Can you get BCB to run around and pick up driving range balls during live practice?

 

 

Did I not mention that before? That's during the free tomato juice [?] give-a-way prior to the beginning of the tourney. The dunking both is afterward.

[BuckLateral]

Can you get BCB to run around and pick up driving range balls during live practice?

 

 

If so, I feel certain that Keefejams and Cupcake will want to sign up for the event.

[The Lone Haranguer]

Buck: Great idea! We'll send after them a limousine with wet bar fully stocked. They're really Bear Cat fans who've been in a closet all this time. Here's an idea. Why don't you come down and join us? You too can witness Keefejams and Cupcake outing themselves.

 

This is shaping up to be our best yet. Don't be left out!

[BuckLateral]

Buck: Great idea! We'll send after them a limousine with wet bar fully stocked. They're really Bear Cat fans who've been in a closet all this time. Here's an idea. Why don't you come down and join us? You too can witness Keefejams and Cupcake outing themselves.

 

This is shaping up to be our best yet. Don't be left out!

 

 

Lone H:

 

What about a "Closest to BCB" contest? Sort of like a "Closest to the Pin" contest. Go to your longest par 3. Tie BCB, in a green ND wrestling singlet and with a batting helmet on his head, to the flag stick, with the flag in the pin. Make sure BCB is firmly tied to the stick so he cannot wriggle off or move around------tie his feet together at the ankles and to the flagstick. Basically make it so he cannot move. Charge a fee and give each entrant three balls to hit at the pin to see who can come the closest to BCB. You could use the entry fees for the prize money. You could also give a prize to anyone who hits BCB on the fly----not on the bounce or roll, but with a direct shot on the fly. If the prize is big enough, I can see someone using a driver on that Par 3 to smoke a line shot at BCB. What fun! If you guys did that, you might get every poster on this board to come down. I'm certain you can get Mrs. Brown's approval to use BCB for this worthy cause.

 

One rule: You must use a golf club to deliver the balls at BCB. Otherwise, you might have Keefie and Cupcake showing up with some specially outfitted hunting rifle that has been retro-fitted to shoot golf balls.