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Why is never good to run over a Forrest fan on a bicycle?

 

It could be your bike.

 

If your stuck in a cave with a grizzly bear, a lion, and a Forrest fan, but have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?

 

 

Shoot the Forrest fan twice.

 

Why do most Forrest football players tape their report cards to their dashboard?

 

 

So they can use the handicapped parking.

 

 

What do you call a Forrest fan with half a brain?

 

Gifted

 

Why is Forrest team similar to a possum?

 

Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

 

What did the average Forrest player get on his ACT test?

 

Drool

 

 

Just spicing up the thread folks. :)

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Why is never good to run over a Forrest fan on a bicycle?

 

It could be your bike.

 

If your stuck in a cave with a grizzly bear, a lion, and a Forrest fan, but have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?

 

 

Shoot the Forrest fan twice.

 

Why do most Forrest football players tape their report cards to their dashboard?

 

 

So they can use the handicapped parking.

 

 

What do you call a Forrest fan with half a brain?

 

Gifted

 

Why is Forrest team similar to a possum?

 

Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

 

What did the average Forrest player get on his ACT test?

 

Drool

 

 

Just spicing up the thread folks. :)

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Why is never good to run over a Forrest fan on a bicycle?

 

It could be your bike.

 

If your stuck in a cave with a grizzly bear, a lion, and a Forrest fan, but have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?

 

 

Shoot the Forrest fan twice.

 

Why do most Forrest football players tape their report cards to their dashboard?

 

 

So they can use the handicapped parking.

 

 

What do you call a Forrest fan with half a brain?

 

Gifted

 

Why is Forrest team similar to a possum?

 

Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

 

What did the average Forrest player get on his ACT test?

 

Drool

 

 

Just spicing up the thread folks. :)

 

 

You ain't right :roflol:

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Now Mike That's Funny! :roflolk: I Will Be Using Them Myself. :roflol:

What do you get when you put the entire McKenzie cheerleading squad in one room?

 

A full set of teeth.

 

What do you get when you come accross a McKenzie fan buried up to his neck on the beach?

 

More sand!

 

Why did the McKenzie team show up late for their last football game?

 

They went to the mall before the game and got stranded on a broken escalator.

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