STARSNBARS Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 (edited) Eye wuz reedin' inn today's Mairvul Misprint that tha Hairatige Bowlin' Teem beet Will-Yum Blunt wif Mairvul Hi kids bowlin' fer 'em.... Knott onlee did tham kids knott haiv two moove, thay didun't evun haiv two chainge skools ere nuthin.... Thiz iz sum ov tha best recrutin' eye've evur heered ov!!!! ....Sum way orr anuthur thay wuz signin' these kids frum Mairvul up down att tha Co-Op accordin two tha articull... Well frum hear on out, eye'll jist buy my fertilizer and grass seed sum whur else!!!!!!...... http://www.thedailytimes.com/Sports_News/story/Heritage-rolls-past-William-Blount-in-rivalry-match-id-018512 Edited December 9, 2011 by STARSNBARS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 Bowling?...Eh....Bowling?...a high school sport? Man I am getting old, I wasn't aware that they had bowling, not that I would have a reason to. Starz, why is the guy from Maryville not on Maryille's BOWLING team? Hairtage must be serious about their bowling, they have a winning record, but TSSAA will probably make them vacate all wins for playing with one of Starz boys. WOW!!! Do they have Rowing too? How about Curling, I think my girl would be a good curler, not the one that actually throws it, but the one that does all that brushing of the ice in front of the doo hickey, cause she is awesome behind a push broom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STARSNBARS Posted December 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 (edited) Bowling?...Eh....Bowling?...a high school sport? Man I am getting old, I wasn't aware that they had bowling, not that I would have a reason to. Starz, why is the guy from Maryville not on Maryille's BOWLING team? Hairtage must be serious about their bowling, they have a winning record, but TSSAA will probably make them vacate all wins for playing with one of Starz boys. WOW!!! Do they have Rowing too? How about Curling, I think my girl would be a good curler, not the one that actually throws it, but the one that does all that brushing of the ice in front of the doo hickey, cause she is awesome behind a push broom. jake eye no that thay haid a bowlin' teem inn tha paist at Mairvul....And eye've kleened my shair ov em out two thair inn tha lunchroom.... Eye don't know abowt rowin' jake....Butt my pups wuz definatelee on tha Curlin' teem....Why mommaSTARS wood waik tham up reel earlee inn tha mornin' two start thair curlin'....Thay did use a brush sum, evun tho eye nevur seed 'em use a push broom....Butt thay did git reel good wif that Curlin' arn.... Edited December 9, 2011 by STARSNBARS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteersNBeers Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 That thayer maiks az much seenc az kaptain kurk bein in Mae burry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STARSNBARS Posted December 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 That thayer maiks az much seenc az kaptain kurk bein in Mae burry. Yowl orr Jurry Lou-Us werkin att tha Can-Pie Ov Toe-Key-O...... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRCsSrnz90s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coalman Posted December 11, 2011 Report Share Posted December 11, 2011 That thayer maiks az much seenc az kaptain kurk bein in Mae burry. Tell me that ain't Miss Crump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STARSNBARS Posted December 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2011 (edited) Tell me that ain't Miss Crump. Coalman eye don't thank Andy wood bee two happy wif Capt. Kirk if'un hit iz Hellun... Butt Kirk's muzicull skilz mite bee purty attracktive two Hellun, Thelmer Lew, Miss Ellie, Char-Lean and evun Aunt Bee.... Edited December 12, 2011 by STARSNBARS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coalman Posted December 12, 2011 Report Share Posted December 12, 2011 Coalman eye don't thank Andy wood bee two happy wif Capt. Kirk if'un hit iz Hellun... Butt Kirk's muzicull skilz mite bee purty attracktive two Hellun, Thelmer Lew, Miss Ellie, Char-Lean and evun Aunt Bee.... ........ not to mention his price negotiating skills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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