Henry County @ Rossview

[FactsOnly]

Well, getting a little quiet around here, so here are some Facts about Opossums:

 

1   North America's only marsupial

2   Rarely live over 4 years

3   When threatened, opossums run, growl, belch, urinate and defecate. And when all else fails, they “play ‘possum"

4   Males, females, and groups are called, respectively, Jacks, Jills, and passels

5   Opossums have partial to total immunity to pit vipers (bad snakes)

6   The males have a bifid, or forked, ####

7   Opossums do not jump, dig, nor hibernate

 

For more information, contact the National Opossum Society at:

  PO Box 21197

  Cantonsville, MD  21228

[FactsOnly]

I did not and would not use a four letter word as is implied in my preceding post.  It was evidently auto-censored. 

 

What has the world come to when you can't type about legitimate possum parts but have to later, while watching a baseball game, explain to your children why certain conditions lasting four hours require emergency attention?

[chaos001]

I did not and would not use a four letter word as is implied in my preceding post.  It was evidently auto-censored. 

 

What has the world come to when you can't type about legitimate possum parts but have to later, while watching a baseball game, explain to your children why certain conditions lasting four hours require emergency attention?

 

Priapism is a hard subject to talk about with your kids.  

 

 

 

[LEON]

Earlier this year I predicted Rossview to be much improved and picked them to finish 3rd in the district and get a playoff spot. The Red Hawks however are not at the level of Henry Co at this point ,hope its a good game , but I see the Patriots taking this one by 3 TD's .

[FactsOnly]

Priapism is a hard subject to talk about with your kids.  

 

 

 

 

Yep.  Makes you wish a barrier could be erected between them and the TV commercials.

Edited September 18, 2013 by FactsOnly

[chaos001]

Yep. Makes you want to erect a barrier between them and the TV commercials.

You could always pitch a tent in the living room. That'd block those commercials.

[Maddiemax]

Go HC keep it rolling all that way to the state!

[FactsOnly]

You could always pitch a tent in the living room. That'd block those commercials.

 

You could, but I bet it would be met with stiff opposition.

[OzziePossum]

I did not and would not use a four letter word as is implied in my preceding post.  It was evidently auto-censored. 

 

What has the world come to when you can't type about legitimate possum parts but have to later, while watching a baseball game, explain to your children why certain conditions lasting four hours require emergency attention?

Now that's just plain funny.  Thanks for the facts ... will probably plagiarize you in future posts.

[howdoitknow]

I've already told y'all that it's Rossview in a landslide. The Patriots are fixing to wear a beating.

[OzziePossum]

I've already told y'all that it's Rossview in a landslide. The Patriots are fixing to wear a beating.

Updated Power Rankings out today ... not looking good for Rossview.  Number 13 vs 106 in the state rankings:

 

13  HENRY COUNTY   5A     4   0   0   116.54     136.32

106 ROSSVIEW           6A     4   0   0   106.54     110.06

[FactsOnly]

Now that's just plain funny.  Thanks for the facts ... will probably plagiarize you in future posts.

Help yourself. Nothing I say is copyrighted. Most of it I would probably even deny I said.