Waddell out at Cornersville

[BigCW]

On 3/7/2023 at 8:57 PM, dawgswin said:

This was an absolute homerun hit for Coach Cook. 

[elcants4life]

HEY GUYS,

Sorry for the delay. I got a letter in the mail from out in Cornersville letting me know that COACH MAC was named offensive coordinator. The reason for the delay is because I had made the promise I will not take a shower until he was named offensive coordinator. My wife had kicked me out until I decided to shower. I told her a promise was a promise. I went to a spa to get clean and then headed back home where she took me back in but told me I shouldn’t be making anymore promises on coach t so I decided to stay off a few weeks but boy I’m back. This was the smartest thing that anyone could have done. I would be willing to bet that records will be set this year. 

I’m going to start a campaign for Coach Mac to grow the mullet back in honor of his first season being a high school offensive coordinator. Someone please let him know because I don’t know him personally so I can’t write him a letter to let him know.