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Sparky, you might be a redneck cause.......

 

you take your dog for a walk and both of you use the tree on the corner....

 

you work without a shirt on and so does your husband........

 

you think your moms 401K is her bra size........

 

your dad's cell number has nothing to do with a telephone....

 

you have ridden an electric floor buffer.....

 

you empty the bed of your pickup truck by driving real fast backwards and putting on your brakes.....

 

you think silence of the lambs is when Larry goes out to the barn.......

 

there is an electronic singing fish in more than three rooms of your home...

 

you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph..........

 

you have a complete set of salad bowls that say Cool Whip on the side.......

 

and someone told you you had something in your teeth so you took them out to see what it was........

 

you might be a redneck! :ph34r:

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