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Who Will Win the 2004 A-AA State Championships!?


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dude, the third is sooooooo good at tennis that he's gonna start a proletariat revolution with all of the opressed tennis players, conquer the united states, annex hawaii to indonesia, and finally make the US of A a communist tennis society, where everybody in the country is equally good at tennis except for the Trey because he's the best and he can't be beaten because he's the Third.

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dude, the third is sooooooo good at tennis that he's gonna start a proletariat revolution with all of the opressed tennis players, conquer the united states, annex hawaii to indonesia, and finally make the US of A a communist tennis society, where everybody in the country is equally good at tennis except for the Trey because he's the best and he can't be beaten because he's the Third.

If that were to happen, don't you think that he'd get bored of beating everyone all the time? Besides, what would happen to the likes of André Agassi, aka jon michael mollish ?

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dude, the third is sooooooo good at tennis that he's gonna start a proletariat revolution with all of the opressed tennis players, conquer the united states, annex hawaii to indonesia, and finally make the US of A a communist tennis society, where everybody in the country is equally good at tennis except for the Trey because he's the best and he can't be beaten because he's the Third.

Did the Hawaiians get tired of hoola-tennis lately? Why else would they want to be annexed to Indonesia. Besides, we should just let them play here in the US of A in their nice little grass tennis skirts.

 

Besides, Trey wouldn't be following proper Marxist doctrine if he were to make himself better than everyone else.

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No, no, no. Someone, most likely stickaround, is spreading dissent. Let me assure you once and for all that Walter "Trey" Spires, III is NOT the Third. The real THIRD is someone entirely different and entirely better at tennis. Walter doesn't even play tennis, so he is clearly not THE THIRD. So, stickaround, STICK AROUND!

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Walter Trey Spires not the third? how can that be? That leaves only one possibility: jon michael mollish.

Is. Oh yeah, wait. No, not so much. The Third could wipe the floor with him, then scoop him up off the court and used the charred remains of his tennis racket to purchase a soda. THIRD > you. Any questions?

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In case you guys are wondering whos going to win the girls' championship, Id put my money on Stephanie Evans from FRA. She has beat the defending champ from DCA thrice this year with scores of (6-3,7-5) (6-3,7-6) and (6-0,6-0)

 

The DCA girl had won 40 some-odd matches in a row before suffering her first loss in the district finals, then Steph went on to beat her twice more.

 

 

 

O, and by the way, Stephanies a freshman

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