tennis equipment

[ponymcgriddles]

Oh, saywhat? is speechless. He has been so badly verbally beaten that his spirit has been vanquished and has temporarily fled the mortal realm. Perhaps his wandering spirit will return soon to receive some more abuse at ATuck's hands.

[saywhat?]

Seriously hitting little greenish-yellow balls across a court at 150mph isn't anywhere near as good as my sport. I'm built like a bulldozer 6'6" 275lbs and can churn out a sub 4 40yd. While I'm busy playing football in the NFL (making hundreds of millions of dollars per year), you'll be busy scraping your way up through the ranks of tennis, starting at YMCA tennis tournaments. You'll hafta beat myriad old men with their sloppy washed-up backhand top-spin serves. You'll hafta make your way through so many brackets that it looks like they held the universal matrix of matrices. And if you're lucky, after 10 or 15 years, you'll find yourself at the French Open. You won't even get any real cheers from any of the fans-- they're limited to those polite tennis/golf claps. Meanwhile, I'll be ready for retirement with several million in the bank and in verious markets. By this time, I'll have rolled over my IRA, stramlined my 401k, and opened several Swiss bank accounts. In short, you'll be reduced to selling your name on the front of cereal boxes and getting television coverage once a year while I'll be on TV every Sunday night. By the time you'll be starting to work, I'll be laughing all the way to the bank. Ha Ha indeed.

[coldcheese3]

uh, right pony. i think you'd better get Atuck another towel.

[ATuck]

I've chosen not to respond to your incomprehensibly ignorant responses, but oh I'll give you a wave on tv some time soon.

[You got it]

I've chosen not to respond to your incomprehensibly ignorant responses, but oh I'll give you a wave on tv some time soon.

ATuck's smart enough to know when he's beat.

[ATuck]

Eric, would you say that people like you? Cause they probably...................................DO MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[You got it]

Eric, would you say that people like you? Cause they probably...................................DO MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuck, you should probably....................................STAY MUM!!!!!!!!!

[saywhat?]

care for some salt in your wounds ATuck?

[obionathlete]

Antother crucial piece of tennis equipment is the towel. Most player use it to wipe sweat from their faces, but it looks like ATuck has thrown his in at this point.