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best kicker in the chattanooga area?


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In order to qualify to be in the running for best kicker in the Chattanooga area in my opinion, one must meet 3 of the following 5 standards:

1. Must have a combination of toes that adds up to 10 without having 5 and 5.

2. Must wear cleats either smaller than size 7 or larger than size 13.

3. Must have a fumanchu or a soul patch.

4. Must have a name, first or last, that begins with 3 vowels.

5. Must be under 5'3 or above 6'4.

 

Come on guys, if you want to give a player props, do it. But some of these posts are so dull. If you genuinely want to know, and don't have a horse in the running, then I apologize, but if you want somebody to say your name or your friends, just do it yourself. Part of CoachT is props, give em. I don't want to hurt anyone feelings, I am just having fun, and if you find this post stupid, so be it, it ain't gonna hurt my feelins, you win some you lose some.

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