BEST BUSH LEAGUE COMMENT YOU'VE HEARD

[Mac Attack]

I have heard Coach Bridges From Ripley say after a couple of errors. He tells all his players now just throw it back to the circle and someone step on it.

 

I also heard one the other day was a pop fly hit to the outfield and one fan on our side jumped up and said thats a can of corn and our player missed it and the fan from the other team jumped up and said it must be pop corn.

Edited May 4, 2007 by Mac Attack

[single7]

I have heard Coach Bridges From Ripley say after a couple of errors. He tells all his players now just throw it back to the circle and someone step on it.

 

I also heard one the other day was a pop fly hit to the outfield and one fan on our side jumped up and said thats a can of corn and our player missed it and the fan from the other team jumped up and said it must be pop corn.

A college coach ran and i mean ran on me last year on a call and said you are missing a d_ _ _ good game blue and I said well since I am than lets not go to that party alone go hit the bus and run when you leave because I know you can run

[LCborn]

You sure those quotes aren't by Delmonico over at UT LC?

 

I'm sure the dimwit who said all those things believes he could coach UT better than Delmonico. I'm also sure the dimwit who said all those things believes he's a good coach because he consistently whipped himself at Strat-O-Matic when he was 15.

 

a dog runs on the field and a players yells "hey # get your mom off the field" thats the worst one i ever heard.

 

That's not really so bad; I've seen some of those Moms.

[Imatiger]

Yesterday after a kid had struck out looking on his 5th curveball in a row, a parent turned to me and said " That coach needs to tell that kid there is not a limit on how many curveballs that pitcher can throw in a row"

[Thatsmygirl]

Hey blue, I've seen better eyes on a potato

[baseballplayer9]

When a kid takes a big hack at a pitch and misses "if he keeps swinging like that im gonna catch a cold" heard it at a Florida State vs Georgia Tech game a few years ago.

[1new_wildcat_fan]

"Hey bat let go of the kid" when you have a small hitter at the plate when the bat is bigger than he is.

[shakeandbake]

''put a coat on that hanger.''When a pitcher throws a hanging curveball.

[Gerry Bertier]

This weekend I was at a UTM baseball game and a Murray St. batter swung and missed a fat pitch down the middle and one guy in the stands yelled, "Thanks to you, there is a Tsunami in Taiwan"

 

I thought it was hilarious.

[7innings32]

put a tent up..this looks like a circus

 

 

hey get a stick and kill it (when a player keeps bobbling the ball)

 

 

looks like a snowball fight out there

[BustinOut]

after a losing streak, Our team is like a opossum, they play dead at home and get killed on the road

[Solomon]

In 2004 when LSU played a series at UT, Matt Luizza, the LSU starting catcher, was not allowed to travel with the team to Knoxville because he showed up to get on the bus drunk. He eventually got here, but had to pay for his own way and was in the dugout for Friday night's game wearing full catchers' gear at all times. Needless to say, he became the focal point of hecklers all weekend.

 

At one point during the game on Friday, one of the UT students that was well known for his heckling yelled out, "Hey Luizza, I see that your BA is .330. Is that your batting average or your blood alcohol content?" The entire stadium erupted in laughter.