straightbill307 Posted April 11, 2007 Report Share Posted April 11, 2007 To: Freshman "go get the Bullpen key", when you have no lock to the bullpen and they spend countless DAYS looking for it! "go get the left handed bats" "go get the Knuckleballs" Write this kid a tardy slip, hes late. (Late swing) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
putboobieincoach Posted April 11, 2007 Report Share Posted April 11, 2007 coach writes 4-3 in the stat book. freshman asks what does four three mean??? drives me crazy!!! guy gets backwards k... the pitcher said can i help you, and the batter said nah just lookin. another thing that bothers me is when a player throws the bat to the dugout on a close pitch with three balls and the ump calls it a strike. im gonna ask riverdale this one, does that just make you wanna ring somebody up??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riverdaleman Posted April 11, 2007 Report Share Posted April 11, 2007 coach writes 4-3 in the stat book. freshman asks what does four three mean??? drives me crazy!!! guy gets backwards k... the pitcher said can i help you, and the batter said nah just lookin. another thing that bothers me is when a player throws the bat to the dugout on a close pitch with three balls and the ump calls it a strike. im gonna ask riverdale this one, does that just make you wanna ring somebody up??? if you are asking me?....i have been know to call strke 3 on a kid who thought it was ball 4 but it isnt because of him thrwoing the bat thinking it was ball four it was becasue i thought it was strike 3 LOL you know what i mean..his action doesnt cause mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JHITE7 Posted April 11, 2007 Report Share Posted April 11, 2007 (edited) 1. "Nice route...you look like Helen Keller out there..." (Spoken when an outfielder takes a bad angle.) 2. "Nice paddles meat...do those double as ping pong paddles? 3. "Couldnt catch herpes in a #####house." 4. "Is that that kids legs or is he riding a ostrich?" (Kid with skinny legs) 5. "Last time I saw legs that skinny they had a message tied to them." 6. Last...I heard a coach actually tell an umpire on his way out of the park..."You are a pimple on the A## of baseball." Edited April 11, 2007 by JHITE7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenbug Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mi Kees Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 " I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." Satchel Paige Quoted in the Washington Post, June 10, 1982 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mi Kees Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 "When I was a little boy, I wanted to be a baseball player and join a circus. With the Yankees I've accomplished both." Graig Nettles Just for all you Kees fans (CheroKEES not YanKEES) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where's the love? Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 The pitcher had just given up a homerun. The infielders come to the mound to meet. The firstbaseman says to the pitcher, "When we play against each other in summer league, throw me that pitch." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GC Grizzlies Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 Most of my favorites have been told already, but here are a couple more good ones. Turn your blinker off! -When a pitcher makes a pickoff move. Who's driving that Cab? - After a hitter crushes one. Does your Mama know you've got her skillet out here? - When a player makes an error. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hasbeen7 Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 While coaching a 10 yr old summer team, we had just played a weaker team and beat them pretty bad. Going thru the line at the end of the game I overheard one of their players ( a pudgy kid with glasses who seemed to be relieved the game was over and that he had escaped injury) telling our kids as he met each one -- "good game, good game, thanks for the a## whoopin, good game, good game, thanks for the a## whoopin, etc. Thought I was gonna die!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LCborn Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 All from the same coach: On a road trip: "You don't need maps; if you get lost, just follow me." To a future all-stater: "You don't have what it takes to be a good high-school player." About his shortstop: "He's too slow to play anywhere else, so he's gotta play shortstop." About his hitting philosophy: "Hit ground balls and they won't get us out--choke and poke." About his pitching philosophy: "Make them hit ground balls and we'll get them out--make them choke and poke." About motivation: "If we lose it's all your fault and I'll put your gear in the parking lot." About job security: "My Dad is big in local politics." About winning and losing: "We won 28 games agains weenies so our 0-16 conference record doesn't represent what a good job I did." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilanDog9 Posted April 17, 2007 Report Share Posted April 17, 2007 While playin ball in college, we were playin a rival team. During a poor pick-off attempt from the opposing pitcher, one of our players yelled, "I'VE SEEN BETTER PICKS IN AN AFRO!!!" Everyone got a kick out of that, even the opposing team. The pitcher actually had to step off because he started laughing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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