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  1. RW87 makes a gooder point. The DC knows how to turn a program around. https://archive.knoxnews.com/sports/high-school/chait-is-hired-by-union-county-ep-409057120-358958871.html/
  2. I really don’t care where you go. I don’t go west of the Kodak trade center. Ever
  3. I’d expect you to say something like that. Still can’t post audio, but you can get on the T and stir the pot. Fact is the smoky bears had a great game plan and executed last week. This week we got a couple bad bounces early and took the L. We all know if you make a mistake at dumplin valley those refs from Maury will make sure to keep you down. I heard a couple fans last night say “ I bet Murphy will be running his mouth now”. But ol Murph is on board with the smoky bear coaches. Even on the offense. We’ll get the mistakes corrected. And we won’t face home cooking again like what we saw last night. The dumplin valley minutemen will be dribbling roundball by Halloween and the smoky bears will be hosting a gridiron playoff game. Mark it down.
  4. They sure are. They’ve made ol Murph look like a dumb azz a couple times.
  5. I hate west Knoxville. 2,3,4 years from now I’ll still hate west Knoxville. Once you get past mechanicsville the caucasians start putting raisins in potato salad, that will always matter. Anglo-saxons hate seasoning and they ruin side dishes. Food always matters, and concorde messes it up. Dulcies > farmacy
  6. The only real winner is Daniel Hood. He installed all y’all’s roof
  7. I think I know where you’re going with this. Gotta clean the pipes. Here’s a fun fact. There’s a blonde educator at the frog alley annex that used to get split open like a watermelon by MurphyCollege in her supply closet. But her pale face boyfriend had a trust fund. She chose the credit score over the gut plow. She regrets it to this day. The SUV is nice, but the bish splitter put her in utopia. And she misses it. Will she be ringing a cowbell in strawberry plains, or go to wilhite and recreate a memory with the impaler tonight? I’ll know the answer in a couple hours.
  8. LMAOc said he can’t coach both teams. If blueberry plains can’t stop his offense don’t get mad at him. Get mad at toddfather for not being able to scheme. Win or lose, the folks on lions creek have their premium due on the 1st. Not even Heath woods himself could stop LMAOc offense. Coach Mac ran back to north broadway so he wouldn’t have to face tlove13, LMAOc, and notsowise50. Rosser left fountain city because he saw the juggernaut being built at 1200 Dolly Parton highway. #JDIR conquerors all. Running clock starts at 8:30p.m. MurphyCollege will be eating the chicken strip combo at crossroads cafe at 6 pm. Stop by and I’ll give you an autograph.
  9. The Murph considers himself a Sevier County historian. But the Murph is impressed by the knowledge in this post. Ol Murph has to ask BarneySox, how do you know so much about this topic?
  10. With all the foul language and spraying hot piss everywhere I can see why.
  11. 2 sevier county teams beat 2 Knox county teams. I really hope this happens.
  12. Shout out to the Loudon county ADs. Their football hires kept coach T poppin during the 2023 offseason.
  13. Eastgate mercy rules straw plains. Running clock at the second half kickoff. Afterward LMAOc and notsowise50 celebrate at 6 pockets and brag about making MurphyCollege look like an idiot. 1OldClown gets on coach T and makes fun of ol Murph too. Fairgardens finest is a no show. He has a curfew on Friday nights.
  14. Freedman institute better get their urine hot before taking the field at ellejoy. Coach O says he got hotter piss than r kelly
  15. Now don’t go blaming the barber. Bro does a gooder fade. The only one close is McCroskey, back when he was on high street, before the lumber magnate built a library. Fact is even the brothers want a line up from APB. Real recognize real and APB is an artisan with the clippers. 44 wanted a fade but had to go to Ts instead because cash only and first come first serve. No appointments and no exceptions. Everyone from the senator to HandbookTV agrees with me.
  16. Possibly the greatest comment ever on the T. Definitely on the Mount Rushmore of posts on coacht.com
  17. He looked really good. The 6’5 backup looked good too. Ol Murph already admitted he was wrong, I guess you can’t read. And 1OldClown must have eggplant on his face since my team is better than his.
  18. I would agree with this statement during the 80s, 90s, and aughts. That coach had a rule invented because he couldn’t handle competition. But this coach and the last coach seem like competitors to me. GP’s out of district schedule seems solid to me.
  19. Anyone can offer garbige servuss. Our county chose not too. Instead our leaders only offer free oil changes for direct dependents.
  20. Sutherland ave flyin rebs > HandbookTV’s alma mater
  21. Kodak did beat the brakes of Scott park. But I’m an eastgate fan.
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