What are Karns?

[VolunteerGeneral]

Karns - An animal in the beaver family. Typically found in Eastern Tennessee. Karns, while normally a very tame animal, are noted for their particularly aggressive actions towards the Indians of East Tennessee. One Karn by itself is not considered to be harmful, but when a whole group of Karns are overlooked they will become very aggressive and hostile towards Indians living in East Tennessee. Karns have been known to bite a whole TRIBE of Indians in the butt and send them running.

[addictedtosports.com]

interesting......

[timbertalker]

I have heard that before , Ihave even heard they bite real hard on Friday nights

[muffin]

Never knew what a Karns was,Until now?

[WaCoJaCo]

Yes, and I also heard that when taken out of their habitat they tend to become disorented and confused. Sometimes after biting the Indian in the butt, the Beaver tends to party and celibrate for weeks. And of cource the Indian never forgets. The Indian also gets very Mad after hearing of all this celibrating. And he rounds up all the warriors in East Tn. When the Beaver wonders out of his Habitat(next year) the warriors of the Indian Tribe will be older and wiser to the Beavers ways.

In the end the Indian Tribe of Warriors will be wearing Beaver hats. And the beaver will wish he hadn't messed with the Tribe.

 

ITS CALLED INDIAN PRIDE...DON'T MESS WITH IT!

[AusDan]

Two words... Lamon Williams.

[robjim]

Couldn't find a picture of one, so I'll post this:

 

 

with permission from Iamoz!

[krnsftblfan30]

wow, defiantely interseting, id have to say that i am a karns. and we do celebrate but no indian will ever forget what happend that fair day of october 17, 2003, when those indians were hit harder than they ever have been before. those fair indians wont do anything to us karns' they're too sceered. haha jk. no but seriously. the karns will always prevail in the end

Edited October 22, 2003 by krnsftblfan30

[accarp2614]

I've often heard that Karns are mello animals, never causing much of a rucus; however, something ( I guess a tribe of indians) set them beavers off in a bad way. Oh well, call the game warden for the after math cleanup.

 

 

ACCARP