ponymcgriddles Posted May 20, 2004 Report Share Posted May 20, 2004 Oh, saywhat? is speechless. He has been so badly verbally beaten that his spirit has been vanquished and has temporarily fled the mortal realm. Perhaps his wandering spirit will return soon to receive some more abuse at ATuck's hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saywhat? Posted May 20, 2004 Report Share Posted May 20, 2004 Seriously hitting little greenish-yellow balls across a court at 150mph isn't anywhere near as good as my sport. I'm built like a bulldozer 6'6" 275lbs and can churn out a sub 4 40yd. While I'm busy playing football in the NFL (making hundreds of millions of dollars per year), you'll be busy scraping your way up through the ranks of tennis, starting at YMCA tennis tournaments. You'll hafta beat myriad old men with their sloppy washed-up backhand top-spin serves. You'll hafta make your way through so many brackets that it looks like they held the universal matrix of matrices. And if you're lucky, after 10 or 15 years, you'll find yourself at the French Open. You won't even get any real cheers from any of the fans-- they're limited to those polite tennis/golf claps. Meanwhile, I'll be ready for retirement with several million in the bank and in verious markets. By this time, I'll have rolled over my IRA, stramlined my 401k, and opened several Swiss bank accounts. In short, you'll be reduced to selling your name on the front of cereal boxes and getting television coverage once a year while I'll be on TV every Sunday night. By the time you'll be starting to work, I'll be laughing all the way to the bank. Ha Ha indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldcheese3 Posted May 20, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2004 uh, right pony. i think you'd better get Atuck another towel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATuck Posted May 21, 2004 Report Share Posted May 21, 2004 I've chosen not to respond to your incomprehensibly ignorant responses, but oh I'll give you a wave on tv some time soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You got it Posted May 22, 2004 Report Share Posted May 22, 2004 I've chosen not to respond to your incomprehensibly ignorant responses, but oh I'll give you a wave on tv some time soon. ATuck's smart enough to know when he's beat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATuck Posted May 22, 2004 Report Share Posted May 22, 2004 Eric, would you say that people like you? Cause they probably...................................DO MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You got it Posted May 23, 2004 Report Share Posted May 23, 2004 Eric, would you say that people like you? Cause they probably...................................DO MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tuck, you should probably....................................STAY MUM!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saywhat? Posted May 27, 2004 Report Share Posted May 27, 2004 care for some salt in your wounds ATuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obionathlete Posted May 31, 2004 Report Share Posted May 31, 2004 Antother crucial piece of tennis equipment is the towel. Most player use it to wipe sweat from their faces, but it looks like ATuck has thrown his in at this point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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