Baddest High School Wrestling Coach.

[mrsoddydaisy]

Steve Henry. Before you start laughing, I mean he would "BS" us out of the situation.

[BOBJONES1983]

The entire McCallie coaching staff would be tough to match. It includes three or four state champions, a national prep champion, five former NCAA Division I wrestlers (3 or 4 of which were national qualifiers), a senior national freestyle champion, a senior world freestyle champion, and a bear wrestler.

 

-Mike Newman (a.k.a. The Newmanator) would match up well with the bikers as far as size and psychological mindset go. He would proceed to blast double one of them. And once that biker was down he would tie him to the back of his own Harley as an insult and drag him in the gravel as an effective way to ensure total pain. Afterwards he would have a celebration snack with a good old bag of Peanut M&M's and a Dr. Pepper.

 

-Gordon Connell would toy around with the next biker like he was the Cub of the 800 lb. Black Bear that he grappled back in the mid-70's. Either that or toss his butt to the ground like he did to the Russian Defending World Champion back in September.

 

-David Levitt (a.k.a. Borah) would knee pick the third biker and then proceed to rip his arm or leg off and beat him senseless with it until he cried for his mom (for which his tattoo stands for). And he grew tired of doing that, Levitt would simply eat him to ensure his daily protein intake.

 

-Jim Blair, Luther Killian, and Tom Herring would tag team in for round 2 and take home any leftovers.

 

Once everything was said and done everyone would stand back and realize that the three bikers were all extremely disturbed Baylor fans/parents who have always wanted to fight the McCallie coaching staff. And everyone would see that their leader was their very own Mysterious Man with a Gray Pony Tail (I will leave his real name anonymous as not to hurt his feelings, it's all in good nature Dux).

 

P.S. Looking on from the Grassy Knoll would be Shaak Van Duesen and Yogi Anderson with yellow notepads on clipboards taking intense close notes about each coach's wrestling style as Jim Morgan told them what to write. Oh yeah and one of the little Baylor flower mat girls would be videoing the whole incident.

Edited February 11, 2005 by BOBJONES1983

[texas23]

The entire McCallie coaching staff would be tough to match. It includes three or four state champions, a national prep champion, five former NCAA Division I wrestlers (3 or 4 of which were national qualifiers), a senior national freestyle champion, a senior world freestyle champion, and a bear wrestler.

 

-Mike Newman (a.k.a. The Newmanator) would match up well with the bikers as far as size and psychological mindset go. He would proceed to blast double one of them. And once that biker was down he would tie him to the back of his own Harley as an insult and drag him in the gravel as an effective way to ensure total pain. Afterwards he would have a celebration snack with a good old bag of Peanut M&M's and a Dr. Pepper.

 

-Gordon Connell would toy around with the next biker like he was the Cub of the 800 lb. Black Bear that he grappled back in the mid-70's. Either that or toss his butt to the ground like he did to the Russian Defending World Champion back in September.

 

-David Levitt (a.k.a. Borah) would knee pick the third biker and then proceed to rip his arm or leg off and beat him senseless with it until he cried for his mom (for which his tattoo stands for). And he grew tired of doing that, Levitt would simply eat him to ensure his daily protein intake.

 

-Jim Blair, Luther Killian, and Tom Herring would tag team in for round 2 and take home any leftovers.

 

Once everything was said and done everyone would stand back and realize that the three bikers were all extremely disturbed Baylor fans/parents who have always wanted to fight the McCallie coaching staff. And everyone would see that their leader was their very own Mysterious Man with a Gray Pony Tail (I will leave his real name anonymous as not to hurt his feelings, it's all in good nature Dux).

 

P.S. Looking on from the Grassy Knoll would be Shaak Van Duesen and Yogi Anderson with yellow notepads on clipboards taking intense close notes about each coach's wrestling style as Jim Morgan told them what to write. Oh yeah and one of the little Baylor flower mat girls would be videoing the whole incident.

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Good one,,,I like it.