BEST BUSH LEAGUE COMMENT YOU'VE HEARD

[E5]

Pitcher gives up consecutive homeruns. Gather around kids the pitcher is serving up ice cream!

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When a pitcher is getting shelled, " The pitchers are fighting at the bat racks."

[LCborn]

"Shake your head, blue, your eyes are stuck!"

 

Actually, the most bush thing I hear is when a dugout breaks into cheerleading chants and hand-clapping. What is this, Little League or girl's softball?

 

Or, and my team sometimes does this (blushing with shame), when a pitcher makes a move to first and the whole dugout waits until the first baseman is throwing the ball back to the pitcher and then yells, "BAAACK!"

[SlaughterRedSmith]

Coach "Come on, stay down on the ball"

 

Player "Coach, im not wearing a cup, it just looks like it"

[In10city]

Bush league-isms?

Play by play announcing over the PA (heavily in favor of the home team)

Rehearsed team cheers. Including chalklining the coach. (It was clever 5 years ago...)

Yelling an expletive called out crossing first base (especially when it wasn't even close).

Batgirls.

Players/fans yelling @ opposing team's batgirls

Overused sound effects/songs

Port-a-pots

"Batter, batter, batter,....SWING"

 

 

Now on to the fun stuff.

"Get a stick and kill it!" - after a series of errors

"Up and out 'em." - to a pitcher

"That'll leave a mark." - said after 2nd baseman missed easy fly but suitable for many occasions

"RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT...SIT DOWN!" (vice versa for left handed batter) - after a 3 pitch K

 

Some of the best stuff I've heard has come from good looking college girls trying to distract the opposing team:

"Hey Stevie! Wonder where the ball went...?" - said after a booted ball

"Batter, what's up with your socks/hat/bat/ pants/etc.?"

"See, size does matter!" -yelled after successful slide into second knocking

down 2nd baseman)

and most recently...

 

"Hey Left (field), If I'd have met you as a Freshman, I would've stayed straight."

"Marco..." "Polo." - after 3rd strike (Also used on questionable call @ home)

[coachfl22]

Starting Pitcher is getting hit hard, the next guy they bring in gets ripped on the first pitch, then the PA guy says, that there seems to be a fight at the bat rack, seems that all the players want to bat against the other teams pitching.

[TigersFball16]

When a guy makes an error you say "You couldnt catch crabs at a whore house"

[tophat]

To the ump on a missed strike call " I've seen guys get paid to hit that pitch" or " open your eyes your missing a great game"

[tophat]

Two quotes from the same coach a few years ago about his team. When asked after a bad loss if his team needed to work on anything specific " Yeah, their grades cause I don't see any of them playing ball much longer" and after another loss he was asked if there was any positives they could take from the game " Yeah I' m positve we didn't hit it, but we made up for that by not catching it either"

[In10city]

Now those were funny, Tophat...

[cwhssb]

He couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat.

 

 

Throw a bull (from the movie Bull Durham)

[VHScatch18]

Hey Blue dont bother dusting the corners off, you dont seem to be using them.

[hcpatriot]

Hey Blue dont bother dusting the corners off, you dont seem to be using them.

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Hey blue you're like one of those wrestling referees......Everybody sees it but you