The Goat sez: AAU is the shadiest sports organization on planet earth, since the abolishment of eastern Germany. No where else in the sports world is it easier to go out and build a team of child mercenaries in order to win your kid a $12 trophy that has a #1 on it. AAU is the antithesis of what true sport is. Even That child army general, Kony, thinks it's shameful.
Mancoverage sez: Same goes for private schools.