82cat Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 (edited) 10. End of yr football banquet is scheduled for october 28th 9 Head coaches elective hernia surgery scheduled for the 1st monday after regular season 8. Your punter leads the nation in punting ---- not yards but attempts 7. Practice schedule mon - kickoff return tues-- punt team wednesday - interception return coverage thursday - post game hand shake 6. Due to a mix up in the clock and the half time horn the visiting team leaves the field 1 minute early and 3 plays later you score! 5. you hear you coach yell " punt team get ready" and its 1st down 4. Five away games and five homecomings 3. You schedule homecoming during your off week 2. You hear your coach ask the official if they can run the clock continously starting during warm ups 1. YOU PLAY FOR __________________ * * enter school of your choice but please do not pick on the obvious ones like red boiling springs the titans or Lavergne Edited September 18, 2006 by 82cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpartaWarrior Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Number 6 was pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeye76 Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Hey 82cat, You may have overlooked one..... You know you won't make the playoffs when the only win you get is against BYE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparta boy Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Hey 82cat, You may have overlooked one..... You know you won't make the playoffs when the only win you get is against BYE! and you pulled it out in ot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleveland Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 1. You play for Clinton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hcrocks Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Haha that's pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VikingVoice Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 That's funny....I don't care who you are. Expecially number 7. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antwan Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 You think you are the Tigers...but you really are the Tiggers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VikingVoice Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 I thought of one.... Your football program features a picture of the basketball team and it's schedule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
82cat Posted September 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 I thought of one.... Your football program features a picture of the basketball team and it's schedule. That would be the University of Kentucky wouldn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnoxWest#63 Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 When the freshman have more game expirience than the varsity squad.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProVol90 Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Clinton is a good crack! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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