John Wayne Toilet Paper

[coach763]

The description of single-ply toilet paper in the Mondo moderator thread is the best yet

I must give a good mark!!!!

[Edited by coach763 on 1-3-03 4:05P]

 

[Bighurt]

No, No, No, No! Don't give him a Good Mark. First of all, that just encourages him(robjim) to tell more bad jokes. Secondly, it is not only a bad joke; it is an OLD joke. As bad as that joke was, that was one of his better ones! My jokes on the other hand . . .

 

Posted by coach763:

The description of single-ply toilet paper in the Mondo moderator thread is the best yet

I must give a good mark!!!!

[Edited by coach763 on 1-3-03 4:05P]

[Edited by Bighurt on 1-3-03 4:13P]

 

[coach763]

Call them like I see them!!! I have never heard of JW TP but it makes sense

[QueenBee]

What's really bad...is that he's telling the truth!!!...

[robjim]

My public has spoken, I just wish I was a humble as "Bighurt".

 

Coach763, just be thankful you don't have to hear Bighurt's "better" jokes.

 

(not as goodlooking, just to be as humble as!!)

[Maynardette]

My friends all call me DUKE............so you can call me John.........

[swamp]

This thread is definitely proof that 2003 football can't start soon enough...

[coach763]

Oh yeah!!!!!...........way too much free time!!!!

[Rebelsman]

There is a basketball board......Pilgrim.

 

And ya'll wondered why The Duke walked sideways?

[coach763]

rebelsman......

that is true, he did walk funny

basketball---I'd rather watch grass grow

[Bighurt]

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

 

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.

 

At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

 

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says...

"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Minnesota and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!

[Edited by Bighurt on 1-6-03 12:25P]

 

[Rebelsman]

A blonde calls the Fire Department and says, "Come quick, my house is on fire!" The dispatcher says, "How do we get there?"

 

She says,

 

"Duh, Don't ya'll still have the big red truck?"