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"Never step on a fresh turd on a hot day."

 

"You can't make chicken s--- out of chicken salad."

 

"100% times 0 is still 0"(an assistant coach refering to a player that is 100 times better-and the head coach's response)

 

"If you try to polish a turd, it will smear."

 

"You can't play dead in a cowboy movie."

"You couldn't make a tackle in a phone booth."

"You'd screw up a one car funeral."

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Quotes by The Great Yogi Berra who has a way of stating the obvious:

 

1. "We made too many wrong mistakes."

2. "Ninety per cent of the game is half mental."

3. "I usually sleep two hours, from one o'clock to four."

4. "It's not over 'til it's over."

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