A suggestion "Elizabethton vs. Unaka

[osubrutus]

I think I saw a dead horse in Blue Springs. Lets all rush up there and Beat It!

It has moved to the golf course!! old man! Happy 40th on Monday!

[coachh17]

Brutus, you too shall hit the big 40 this year! Thanks and I'll send the Red Squirrel out to the course to beat the horse.

[NoTact007]

NOTICE!!!!!

 

DEAD HORSE BEATING CONTEST

Rules

1. Must live in Stoney Creek

2. Must have a 3rd grade education of city school equivalency (this means most Unaka high school graduates qualify; although some will need an extra year of high school to reach the city school 3rd grade level)

3. Must have a stick

4. Must be able to discern dead horse from dead dog

5. Must also know difference between dead horse and the head of a Cloudland fan

6. Must be able to spell H-O-R-S-E

 

Cost: $4.50 (no checks after 5 p.m.)

 

Winner is first person who beats horse to death.

[cyclonehomer]

Oh, darn.

I guess the fact that I can spell .....leaves me out of this contest.

But you Unakies go all after it and have a big old time.

[coachh17]

NoTact, that may upset the Unaka crowd, but I have to admit you do have a sense of humor.

[WriteStuff]

What a thread.

I agree with coachh17, some of these replies are downright funny -- if taken in good nature.

[rainman]

you need some judges.

 

let's see all the coaching staff at that great magnet school elizabethton high who don't have a college education. we can start with football and work our way down.

 

or all those great elizabethton athletes who signed scholarships who are no longer part of those great instutions.

 

or how about just letting cyclonehomer take the place of the horse. he could be the hind part!

[spinmoves]

Good nature...well that rules homer out.

[sportsman]

Enough is enough. I am locking this thread.