You MUST be a baseball coach if...

[Rambo]

I enjoy reading this thread. Someone keep it going.

[STATEment04]

you just killed it

[DugoutDad]

Re-threading...

 

57. Your wife thinks your favorite song is "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy."

58. Your cell phone doesn't just *ring*.... it plays "Put Me In Coach" or "Take Me Out to the Ballgame."

59. You have to get JV or Little League players to mow your own yard at home.

[bigbadred]

60. your wife knows to beat you home and pretend to be in bed asleep after a big loss!

[crkjon]

60. You coach a baseball team

[BMic014]

61. Your team's stats are more organized than your gradebook.

[gark242]

62. You spend more time working on different lineups than you do lesson plans

[setter1704tgr]

63. You use your PLANNING period to make up 3 different lineups instead of working on your lesson plan.

[hillado14]

you take your class to the field so you can work on it for that days game

[In10city]

64. If someone accidentally calls you Mr._______ instead of Coach _____, you look around for your dad.

 

65. You have a pet a (or child) named "Chipper".

 

66. Your truck smells like clay and cleats.

 

67. You accidentally call your wife by your assistant coach's name.

 

68. Your uniform is only dirty around the belt and the back pockets.

 

69. Your anniversary dinners are usually hot dogs and peanuts.

 

70. Even your mother-in-law calls you "Coach".

[jbbutler04]

When you are trying to pick off signs from the third-base coach on ESPN.

[sludge31]

You have become so superstitious that you make Wade Boggs look normal.