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"I ordered a cheese sandwich and theres barely any cheese on it.....

 

What? No cheese on it? We can't have that...... If word gets out about this I could lose my job........ I could lose all this............

 

What am I suppose to do with this........

 

You........you could stick it in your bum-bum....... You could stick the cheese in your BUM"

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Freddy Got Fingered (daddy would you like some sausages)

 

how about this one

 

"Get your filthy paws off me your da**, dirty ape."

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Cool Hand Luke...oops. Too slow!

 

Our Father in Heaven, before we go into battle, every soldier among us will approach you each in his own way. Our enemies too, according to their own understanding, will ask for protection and for victory. And so, we bow before your infinite wisdom. We offer our prayers as best we can. I pray you watch over the young Jack Geoghegan. That I lead into battle. You use me as your instrument in this awful (heck) of war to watch over them. Especially if they're men like this one beside me, deserving of a future in your blessing and goodwill. Amen.

Oh yes, and one more thing, dear Lord, about our enemies, ignore their heathen prayers and help us blow those little b*$#@%s straight to (Heck). Amen

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This is from Patton

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"it's not a motorcycle it's a chopper baby"

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Cool Hand Luke...oops. Too slow!

 

Our Father in Heaven, before we go into battle, every soldier among us will approach you each in his own way. Our enemies too, according to their own understanding, will ask for protection and for victory. And so, we bow before your infinite wisdom. We offer our prayers as best we can. I pray you watch over the young Jack Geoghegan. That I lead into battle. You use me as your instrument in this awful (heck) of war to watch over them. Especially if they're men like this one beside me, deserving of a future in your blessing and goodwill. Amen.

Oh yes, and one more thing, dear Lord, about our enemies, ignore their heathen prayers and help us blow those little b*$#@%s straight to (Heck). Amen

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What's the correct answer?

I think it's Patton!

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