GradfromtheNest Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 get off your knees ump! ( when there is a bad call) 825611587[/snapback] You didn't finish it.... "Get off your knees ump, you're blowing the game!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gville80 Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 These are priceless - dang, I just wish I could come up with some better ones to keep these going!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GradfromtheNest Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 These are priceless - dang, I just wish I could come up with some better ones to keep these going!! 825613447[/snapback] Put all the good ones on a note card so you'll have them come game time. Well, don't get vulgar or you might find yourself watching from the parking lot. But there are a lot of the ones that have been said that are clean and just add to the good 'ole fun of baseball! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lhsfan11 Posted March 11, 2005 Report Share Posted March 11, 2005 "He hasnt had a hit since the Beatles" yelling "Boot" while the ball is on the way to a fielder. Putting your number on the back of your hat when no one else has is on the team! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longestyard Posted March 11, 2005 Report Share Posted March 11, 2005 (edited) "We need a pitcher, not a glass of water." "Batter, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter, SWING!" Edited March 11, 2005 by Longestyard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccriders25 Posted March 11, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2005 just thought of a couple more for pitchers getting shelled get that guy an "L" screen you just got attacked by a monster ERA iv'e seen better arms on a snake scoot up, maybe that will help he must've played "coach pitch" last year he couldnt hit the ground with his hat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CC Posted March 11, 2005 Report Share Posted March 11, 2005 A couple I heard last weekend: "He couldn't play dead in a Western" "You run like a potted plant" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccriders25 Posted March 11, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2005 A couple I heard last weekend:"He couldn't play dead in a Western" "You run like a potted plant" 825614649[/snapback] WOW! run like a potted plant? you win. i just cant compete. i'm very impressed. thumb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slyder Posted March 11, 2005 Report Share Posted March 11, 2005 just thought of a couple more for pitchers getting shelled get that guy an "L" screen you just got attacked by a monster ERA iv'e seen better arms on a snake scoot up, maybe that will help he must've played "coach pitch" last year he couldnt hit the ground with his hat 825614492[/snapback] comment about a pitcher getting shelled...they'll drag the warning track between innings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ksgovols Posted March 12, 2005 Report Share Posted March 12, 2005 One of my favorites is 'Balk!' on every other pitch....... Stick a fork in him, he's done........ Hit him a wormburner.........., or grass cutter Ducks on the pond! Ragggggggggg Armmmmmmmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccerguy20 Posted March 12, 2005 Report Share Posted March 12, 2005 "hey pitcher guy, your not very intelligent" had to be the funniest thing ever... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrebel171113 Posted March 12, 2005 Report Share Posted March 12, 2005 Pitcher gives up consecutive homeruns. Gather around kids the pitcher is serving up ice cream! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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