Not sure about a man crush, but you gotta give props to a poster, who with just a single sentence can shut down an argument AND make you laugh at the same time. As far as the affording only a donkey, we are after all Lake County. We don't have the money to afford the million dollar field, let alone thoroughbred race horse. Yet, that same horse you have is made for a sprint, while the donkey is made for work. At the end of the day, the donkey is still standing, working, and stomping while your race horse has already gone to rest at the stable to eat hay.