Cookeville Cavs

[REDSMAN]

YEAH, I TALKED TO PINEAPPLE HEAD RECENTLY. HE HAS IT MADE DOWN THERE. HOW ARE YOU MAN? I HOPE EVRYTHING IS GOING WELL FOR YOU. MAYBE WE GET SOME DINNER NEXT WEEKEND DURING THE TOURNEY.

[E5]

REDSMAN, how can a man with a head like yours call anyone PINEAPPLE head? Is that Sears four-in-one got a curvy blade? I hear there is a catnip special going on at Dollar General, buy one, get an autographed picture of Cougar Mellencamp and an order of Robster Craws. Is six batters faced, five walks, and missle in the gap to clear the bases a good outing? Middle School baseball...gotta love it.

[E5]

Just bumpin it to the top... waiting on REDSMAN

[REDSMAN]

DONT TAKE YOUR JUNIOR HIGH JV MOODS OUT ON ME. ANY MAN WHOSE INTRO MUSIC IS RAWHIDE SHOULD JUST STICK TO 1.9 WALKS PER INNING..... PS... WHERE YOU GONNA STORE YOUR CHAINSAWS?

[davidlimbaugh]

How did Cookeville do tonight vs. Cumberland Co???

[jdmtpb]

i here E5 has his saws in the shed on shackle island!! i'm looking for a guy who only giv up 1 hit per outing....

[E5]

jdmtp, who asked you to emerge from your hole and contribute. you beat all i have ever seen. one day you talk about REDSMAN, used food eatin, no hair on top of the head, no fungo hittin fourth assistant and the next your taking up for him. i couldn't even get an interview on the island and i spent $200 having my saws, knee braces, and cardboard cutouts for shortstopsmen to the island. we can meet and settle this if you would like.

[mrbig]

Has cookeville opened yet? if so how'd they do? Tell the adams kid to keep swinging it.

[jdmtpb]

OK D5, i mean E5, youve gone an donnit know! REDSMAN has a ring set up in his living room for Sat. nite wrassling anyway, so i'll meet you there at 6pm sharp!! no curvy knives or saws, just fists!!!

[jdmtpb]

bumpt it to you E5 - is your real name Tony Lama or Dan Post? I hear yer nickname is Bootsy!!!! The croquet team is lookin' for a wicket, you alda tri out!!

[E5]

That is just like you to get on a man when he is the busiest. We just completed the first annual mumbly peg tournament on our home field. We get done at 3:30 with the finals of the lawn dart game in the rain and lightning and you want to pop off. I guess now the match at REDSMAN is OFF. With UK going down, he is on suicide watch. I will get on mapquest and find us another place. You bring the curvy knives and I will bring the chain saws and knee brace oil. It aint nothing for me to wip a man!

[coach21]

What does all this have to do with CHS baseball? Ummm..nothing.