BEST BUSH LEAGUE COMMENT YOU'VE HEARD

[marco]

" Hey ump, your butt called, it wants your head out by tomorrow."

 

" You couldn't call a cab"

 

"Move around ump, your killing the grass"

 

"I've heard better calls from two tin cans and a string."

 

some good ones i know

[rtbc29]

now that's funny

for an umpire- "atleast jesse james had a gun"

[wes_c_addle]

Official scorer: " Didn't hit his glove, so it's gotta be a hit."

[BeaverPop]

Our coach as he's walking away from a discussion with an ump: "We're in the Bermuda Triangle of officiating."

 

When a runner gets thrown out trying to steal:

 

"He's got deceptive speed. He's slower than he looks."

 

or

 

"He's so slow they time him with a calendar."

[15 NWTF 08]

The other day during a JV game someone in the dugout yelled FENCE when the ball went up in-between the pitcher and catcher, the missed it. Same person yells fence to the 1st basemen, he slid, ebded uo about 5 foot from fence. ok the next day at a varsity game, fly ball to center, he yells suoer loud FENCE, and the kid runs right into the fence. bad thing was, the fence was about stomach high to the kid oouch...

 

all of these are good, im going to use some of these Wednesday..haha, im gonna write them down

[15 NWTF 08]

oo thought of another on.....Hey blue, turn over the plate, the directions are on the other side

[Rangerbook06]

Here's a good one for when a pitcher is getting tired and starts missing his spots real bad. It takes two players though

 

Player 1: Hey!! Put his stuff on a milk carton!!!

 

Player 2: Why man! Why!

 

Player 1: 'Cause he's lost it!!!

That one always pisses our coach of real bad. But its worth it.

[1rocket8]

With Mikie pitching for us it gets pretty bush hearing the opposing coach yell "BALK" everytime he picks a kid off...wouldnt you think Mike knows what he can and cant do?

[icecold06]

At the Riverdale Blackman game last week when Riverdale took the lead in the top of the 7th inning Riverdale's whole team stood and cheered at home plate before the play was even over they acted like they won the world series. Buut on a serious note why do baseball players complain so much about other teams being bush league. Granted I dont agree with people being bush league but is there so much complainig if you want a team to stop being bush league then go out on the field and beat them. Maybe this is just the basketball coach mentality I have but I just dont understand I hear more complaining in baseball than in any other sport. somebody please explain this to me

[LCborn]

At the Riverdale Blackman game last week when Riverdale took the lead in the top of the 7th inning Riverdale's whole team stood and cheered at home plate before the play was even over they acted like they won the world series. Buut on a serious note why do baseball players complain so much about other teams being bush league. Granted I dont agree with people being bush league but is there so much complainig if you want a team to stop being bush league then go out on the field and beat them. Maybe this is just the basketball coach mentality I have but I just dont understand I hear more complaining in baseball than in any other sport. somebody please explain this to me

 

Absolutely. The world needs less complaining and more purpose pitches.

[LCborn]

Official scorer: " Didn't hit his glove, so it's gotta be a hit."

 

Oh, wow--a couple of years ago, this poor freshman in his first at-bat hit a screaming line drive into left field. The LF came charging in, made a full-out dive, and the ball hit off the LF's glove. The scorer charged it as an error. After all, he said, it did hit off the LF's glove.

 

Sheesh.

[15 NWTF 08]

LCborn, pure judgement call, the guy that keeps score for us just asks us what we think. But still i think it'd be hit if im seeing it like it should be seen

Edited May 2, 2006 by 15 NWTF 08