I never said he was bright. He may be our very own Bobby Boucher- but he loves his mama and so he's alright by me. I only said that he's mean, big, & fast. Good thing we talking about football & not chess!
It's true that CascadeHomer sometimes refers to himself in the 3rd person. CascadeHomer is getting very excited for the season. CascadeHomer wishes he could be a fly on the wall of the General's cabin in the forrest-- on the Saturday morning after the season opener-- when the General sees the score of Cascade vs. Moore Co & that chill runs up his spine as he realizes, "Oh snap, Homer don't play."