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Hear iz mommaSTARS list ov places two eat and sleep at on tha way frum Mairvul two Cookvul....We will be toein tha Fab-you-lus Silver Bullitt (1961 9 ft. Airstreem Bambi trailur) down thiz yeer.....

 

Tank up at Dubbs befour leevin Mairvul....Proseed down 321 tords Lynn Orr City.....

 

Furst stop... Uncull Dave's BP Markitt fer sum gut bombs..... 5 miles down range....

 

Next stop....25 miles down range...Cross-eyed Crikit....Catfish, woodshed taters, and hush pups.....Follered bye sevurall galluns ov sweet tea....

 

Next stop....Hairy Man Xit.....45 miles down range....Rookies Cuntry Diner.....These "Rookies" will find out quik momma aint no rookie at tha tabull....

 

Next stop....Crossvul - Crab Orrchurd Xit....70 miles down range....Bean Pot Resturunt....."Nothin' like a thousand differunt thangs two eat"... az momma always sez..."So long as thays beans"....Aftur thiz little stop, az we are all gassed up......Eye figger we mite orta air up Nellie Belle's leaky entertoobs and gas her up two.... :lol: .......Headin' west.....

 

Next stop....Crossvul.....75 miles down range...."Free" ketches momma's I....Butt 'wine tastin'?????.....We iz stricklee sweet tea and buttermilk drankers....Back out on tha Enterstait.....

 

Next Stop.....Montaray....95 miles down range....Durry Queen....momma orrdurs 6 par-fays...wif all tha trimmins'......Back out on 40...Tha pups maik a pitchur ov tha big Rebull Flag at 299 mile marker...While'st eye kick Nellie Belle outta gear on Montaray Mtn...and shut off tha motor and coast down tha Mtn.....momma's knew steeled toed boots git sortee red and smokin' while'st draggin' and slowin' down Nellie befour we bottom out.....Aint nuthin' like a knew pair ov' brake shoes orr boots when headin' down tha rode.....105 miles down range.....

 

Next stop....Our luxuree camipground......Hiddun Holler.....Cookvul......120 miles down range.....momma sed tha thang that rilly attracted her two Hidden Holler....Wuz tha Bingo Pavill-yun....Butt evun moore wuz tha Chow Pavill-Yun!!!.... :D .......Happy Motorin'.....Go Rebs!!!!!!!!!................. :D

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Starz , after reading your Eye-tin-ere-rarie I must apologize to you and Momma Starz for being upset with you guys for petitioning the TSSAA to move the Championship games closer to Maryville for Hardship reasons . It was very selfish for me and a few thousand other Maryville fans to be so upset with you guys for all of us losing thousands of dollars each on our Murfreesboro Timeshares due to the real estate market being so awful right now ! I could only Imagine how Famished and delirious Momma must be after having to put herself through what basically sounds like torture to Momma .

 

To try to make it up to you and Momma , I'm gonna drive my big ol F-250 with the cool Brush guard on the front and see If I can collect a couple of BAMI's on the way down . I'll bring my Snow shovel down with me too , cause I know how much Momma likes A little fried Possum to go along with her Venison . I've heard the " Road Kill " at the Texas Roadhouse Is one of Mommas favorites . Make sure you got the Grill going ! :shock:

 

It truly brings a Tear to my eye to see the sacrifices that True Maryville Rebel fans are willing to go through .

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Starz , after reading your Eye-tin-ere-rarie I must apologize to you and Momma Starz for being upset with you guys for petitioning the TSSAA to move the Championship games closer to Maryville for Hardship reasons . It was very selfish for me and a few thousand other Maryville fans to be so upset with you guys for all of us losing thousands of dollars each on our Murfreesboro Timeshares due to the real estate market being so awful right now ! I could only Imagine how Famished and delirious Momma must be after having to put herself through what basically sounds like torture to Momma .

 

To try to make it up to you and Momma , I'm gonna drive my big ol F-250 with the cool Brush guard on the front and see If I can collect a couple of BAMI's on the way down . I'll bring my Snow shovel down with me too , cause I know how much Momma likes A little fried Possum to go along with her Venison . I've heard the " Road Kill " at the Texas Roadhouse Is one of Mommas favorites . Make sure you got the Grill going ! ;)

 

It truly brings a Tear to my eye to see the sacrifices that True Maryville Rebel fans are willing to go through .

 

 

Aint hit tha truth pep....Eye posted on anuthur thread that eye wood be fer playin' this gaim in GQ 's back yard....Aftur we moved little Jack's swang set and got tha ok frum Gov-Man two set in hiz luxuree box at hiz house.... ;)

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Try the Dipsy Doodle out Hwy. 70 for a great burger in Cookville. It's your typical hole in the wall, but their burgers are great. It's the kinda place where they know how to speak and spell the same way you do STARS! :blink:

 

Good Luck to all the young men participating in these games. I played in one about 15 years ago and I still remember it like it was yesterday.

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Try the Dipsy Doodle out Hwy. 70 for a great burger in Cookville. It's your typical hole in the wall, but their burgers are great. It's the kinda place where they know how to speak and spell the same way you do STARS! :roflol:

 

Good Luck to all the young men participating in these games. I played in one about 15 years ago and I still remember it like it was yesterday.

 

 

Thanks fer tha tip breakawayspeed.....mommaSTARS haz allreddy got Ralf's inn her sites.......And aftur she gits thru thair thay may knott be much "Dipsy" orr "Doodle" left.....Eye haiv two watch her reel close aftur eatin'....She tries two slip out fer a little "Dipsy", B&G Twist orr Bull Ov tha Woods evur once in a while ennyhow...... :mrgreen:

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Starz , after reading your Eye-tin-ere-rarie I must apologize to you and Momma Starz for being upset with you guys for petitioning the TSSAA to move the Championship games closer to Maryville for Hardship reasons . It was very selfish for me and a few thousand other Maryville fans to be so upset with you guys for all of us losing thousands of dollars each on our Murfreesboro Timeshares due to the real estate market being so awful right now ! I could only Imagine how Famished and delirious Momma must be after having to put herself through what basically sounds like torture to Momma .

 

To try to make it up to you and Momma , I'm gonna drive my big ol F-250 with the cool Brush guard on the front and see If I can collect a couple of BAMI's on the way down . I'll bring my Snow shovel down with me too , cause I know how much Momma likes A little fried Possum to go along with her Venison . I've heard the " Road Kill " at the Texas Roadhouse Is one of Mommas favorites . Make sure you got the Grill going ! :bored:

 

It truly brings a Tear to my eye to see the sacrifices that True Maryville Rebel fans are willing to go through .

 

 

Aint hit tha truth pep....Eye posted on anuthur thread that eye wood be fer playin' this gaim in GQ 's back yard....Aftur we moved little Jack's swang set and got tha ok frum Gov-Man two set in hiz luxuree box at hiz house.... :cry:

 

Stars,

 

Although you know I'm a huge Governor fan, obviously my friendship with you--and with George--has to supercede my county allegiance so ... I've got the Blount Excavators over today flattening out the back yard so Ed Shore can come in and pour a big concrete slab for you to park Nellie on out back. I'll also have an electrical hook-up for you and of course, a sewer hook up leading straight over to Rod Shore's house. On the other side of Georges, you have Lissa and Lester Baldwins'. They've got a pool there for you and mama and the pups to swim in, but it might be a little cold. As far as directly next door--David Wallace's--we might have to just level his place completely to give you good line of sight to George's back yard. Hey, we got Grey Rider and 'Phillip and Vicky' there real close as well ... reckon they'll come over and visit with us for awhile?

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Starz , after reading your Eye-tin-ere-rarie I must apologize to you and Momma Starz for being upset with you guys for petitioning the TSSAA to move the Championship games closer to Maryville for Hardship reasons . It was very selfish for me and a few thousand other Maryville fans to be so upset with you guys for all of us losing thousands of dollars each on our Murfreesboro Timeshares due to the real estate market being so awful right now ! I could only Imagine how Famished and delirious Momma must be after having to put herself through what basically sounds like torture to Momma .

 

To try to make it up to you and Momma , I'm gonna drive my big ol F-250 with the cool Brush guard on the front and see If I can collect a couple of BAMI's on the way down . I'll bring my Snow shovel down with me too , cause I know how much Momma likes A little fried Possum to go along with her Venison . I've heard the " Road Kill " at the Texas Roadhouse Is one of Mommas favorites . Make sure you got the Grill going ! :lol:

 

It truly brings a Tear to my eye to see the sacrifices that True Maryville Rebel fans are willing to go through .

 

 

Aint hit tha truth pep....Eye posted on anuthur thread that eye wood be fer playin' this gaim in GQ 's back yard....Aftur we moved little Jack's swang set and got tha ok frum Gov-Man two set in hiz luxuree box at hiz house.... :roflol:

 

Stars,

 

Although you know I'm a huge Governor fan, obviously my friendship with you--and with George--has to supercede my county allegiance so ... I've got the Blount Excavators over today flattening out the back yard so Ed Shore can come in and pour a big concrete slab for you to park Nellie on out back. I'll also have an electrical hook-up for you and of course, a sewer hook up leading straight over to Rod Shore's house. On the other side of Georges, you have Lissa and Lester Baldwins'. They've got a pool there for you and mama and the pups to swim in, but it might be a little cold. As far as directly next door--David Wallace's--we might have to just level his place completely to give you good line of sight to George's back yard. Hey, we got Grey Rider and 'Phillip and Vicky' there real close as well ... reckon they'll come over and visit with us for awhile?

 

 

Sounds like a winnur Gov-Man....Ewe don't haiv two wurry abowt levullin' hit out....Eye'll jist git momma two set whur evur we needs her....She haz a way ov swayin' thangs....Eye fergot abowt Lester.....Hiz blood runs red and black.....And hiz daddy wuz one ov my favritt fellers at tha J&K storr....He'd reech inn tha meat case and give ewe a weannie two munch on while'st eye worshed hit down wif a Brownie Drank frum up frunt..... :blush:

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