Top 23 Games for Week 0: Webb at Maryville

[coachspanky]

Gonna be tough to pound the rock with #43 at MLB. Gonna be a battle inside.

don't have to run up the middle to pound the rock

[strongx]

Who's mixing the mid-week kool-aid this week? We may need a stronger than normal batch.

[rebelwoman87]

Who's mixing the mid-week kool-aid this week? We may need a stronger than normal batch.

I think it's pretty strong! I already got one lady to drink some!

[Vols12345678]

don't have to run up the middle to pound the rock

Usually the phrase "pounding the rock" means running between the tackles...

[coachspanky]

Usually the phrase "pounding the rock" means running between the tackles...

"pound the rock" is running the football-preferably with a milk truck-lol!! the old murvil fans will get that!

[jake]

Now jake....Ewe nose eye tolt ewe abowt tha Christmas Day STARS servuss......

 

Stars, you did such a good job recruiting the last two years, I'm afraid my boy would have trouble making it as the 3rd team waterboy.

[STARSNBARS]

Stars, you did such a good job recruiting the last two years, I'm afraid my boy would have trouble making it as the 3rd team waterboy.

jake eye down't thaink ewe reemimburr how tha "waterboy" ends upp.....

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zoi8scLqTo

[jake]

Sorry about that Jake, I didn't see ya. Thanks for noticing the guns, I shortened my sideburns to show them off.

 

 

No problem CReb....I was hoping to get a coke and a slice of pizza out of you, if I remember correctly you still owe me one from a lost bet from last football season.  Your boy looked awful good out there Friday night.  Good luck to you guys against Webb Friday night.

[jake]

Who's mixing the mid-week kool-aid this week? We may need a stronger than normal batch.

 

Well if you are looking to get "Kool-Aid bent and Black Hole bound", I will let you borrow a couple of my Hank, Jr CD's.....might help that stuff go down smoother......or maybe some ole Waylon Jennings.  In a few weeks when you graduate to just rolling the Kool-aid powder and smoking it, I'll let you borrow some Willie Nelson.  

[BigDave67]

Well if you are looking to get "Kool-Aid bent and Black Hole bound", I will let you borrow a couple of my Hank, Jr CD's.....might help that stuff go down smoother......or maybe some ole Waylon Jennings.  In a few weeks when you graduate to just rolling the Kool-aid powder and smoking it, I'll let you borrow some Willie Nelson.  

Or He graduates to snorting the Kool-Aid powder.    

[jake]

jake eye down't thaink ewe reemimburr how tha "waterboy" ends upp.....

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zoi8scLqTo

 

 

Ahh....one of my favorites.....high quality H2O.

[strongx]

"I used life savers to help me get off cigarettes, but you know for this stuff (THE REBEL-AID), I ain't found no life savers yet."

 

I'm hearing that rebel woman has made the best batch this week. One cup will lead you directly to your seats in the stadium.