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13 hours ago, Southtowner said:
Dearest Mother-
 
          I pen this letter to inform you your son, who is of sound mind and strong body, is doing quite well.  But, most importantly, this is a warning to you, Poppa and all the inhabitants of the known Universe.  Coach Victory and his Band of Pirates are prepared to take on Captain Fear Beard and his tribe of Purple Warriors. There's a huge problem though.  Captain Victory's integrity has been called into question.  The charges against him include having no integrity, being dishonorable, heartless and a dirty cheat.  These charges stem from nothing more than a disease of Madness that has taken hold in parts of the land.  And I can most assuredly tell you this Madness shall be met with the absolute Vengeance it deserves.  The only way to escape this Great and Terrible Vengeance is to receive a mark of Orange or Black paint.  Preferably both to be on the safe side.  Not just any mark but a mark of the letter P.  This P will represent Power and the P will shield you like a force field.  So get some Orange and Black paint and get to painting!  Mark Poppa's forehead.  Mark your forehead too Mother. After that, mark everything around you that you love and care for!  The house, barn, the crops, tress and the flowers.  Gather up the farm animals and paint them also!  Paint everything!  Warn the neighbors. Warn all that you love and care for. Warn them It's Coming! Lo and Behold It's Coming!!  After this turn the farm animals loose and let them wander where they may.  You and Poppa take cover in your safe place till this Great and Terrible Vengeance has passed. Anything that is not marked shall be left with neither root nor branch. Tell Poppa not to worry and don't you fret Sweet Mother of mine for your youngest son, who is of sound mind and strong body, is already marked from head to toe!   And I stand with my Captain. And Captain Victory himself shall lead this campaign.     Love to All-
 
                   Sgt Southtowner
 

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