AE job open

[Turtle]

5 hours ago, CaptainGuru said:

Stanton Stevens is trying to come back to Austin Roadrunners. Stanton started out coaching for Bearden Bulldogs. He then went to Austin Roadrunners as the coach in 1999. This was when the Austin Roadrunners actually got good. He left Austin Roadrunners to coach Oak Ridge Wildcats. Then he left Oak Ridge Wildcats to coach Lavergne Wolverines. Austin Roadrunners will not get mercy ruled as much if Stanton gets the job to coach Austin Roadunners again. He left as coach almost 20 years ago. I am Captain Guru and I approve this message.

Let's not change on what you said earlier.  I told you that all it takes a proven Coach but you've been saying for the last month, AE is goign to get mercy ruled by everyone stick to that and don't change up because Coach is making a come back.  Like the song goes, "That Get back a Mofo....."  That's going to be the song AE runs out to this coming year and the band going to play it too.  

[CaptainGuru]

14 hours ago, Turtle said:

Let's not change on what you said earlier.  I told you that all it takes a proven Coach but you've been saying for the last month, AE is goign to get mercy ruled by everyone stick to that and don't change up because Coach is making a come back.  Like the song goes, "That Get back a Mofo....."  That's going to be the song AE runs out to this coming year and the band going to play it too.  

If a song with the F word is played at Austin Roadrunners stadium and the band plays that song then that is a bad place. Coach Stevens can make a comeback, but Austin Roadrunners will still not mercy rule many of these other teams. Austin Roadrunners will not come close to Alcoa Tornado. Things have changed in the last 20 years on the East side of Knoxville. I guarantee it. I am Captain Guru and I approve this message. 

[Turtle]

1 hour ago, CaptainGuru said:

If a song with the F word is played at Austin Roadrunners stadium and the band plays that song then that is a bad place. Coach Stevens can make a comeback, but Austin Roadrunners will still not mercy rule many of these other teams. Austin Roadrunners will not come close to Alcoa Tornado. Things have changed in the last 20 years on the East side of Knoxville. I guarantee it. I am Captain Guru and I approve this message. 

Well, you better get used to it and make sure you tell every basketball team in the State that plays that song during their warm ups it gives them a bad look.   AE will play Alcoa as close as any team in the state if you don't believe watch me.  Alcoa isn't all that! 

[CaptainGuru]

51 minutes ago, Turtle said:

Well, you better get used to it and make sure you tell every basketball team in the State that plays that song during their warm ups it gives them a bad look.   AE will play Alcoa as close as any team in the state if you don't believe watch me.  Alcoa isn't all that! 

This is a football thread about Austin Roadrunners football Mr. Donatello. I am not talking to every basketball team in the state. I am talking to you about Austin Roadrunner FOOTBALL. I am Captain Guru and I approve this message.

[Turtle]

7 hours ago, CaptainGuru said:

This is a football thread about Austin Roadrunners football Mr. Donatello. I am not talking to every basketball team in the state. I am talking to you about Austin Roadrunner FOOTBALL. I am Captain Guru and I approve this message.

You have talked about Every and everybody and every team/sport and I APPROVE this message!

[BCsportsfan]

21 hours ago, CaptainGuru said:

This is a football thread about Austin Roadrunners football Mr. Donatello. I am not talking to every basketball team in the state. I am talking to you about Austin Roadrunner FOOTBALL. I am Captain Guru and I approve this message.

Football OR Basketball......Alcoa Got them birds number!! 

 

[Turtle]

36 minutes ago, BCsportsfan said:

Football OR Basketball......Alcoa Got them birds number!! 

 

No sir, they're tied 1-1 for the season.  So I wouldn't necessarily say they have their number now the District and Region tournaments is going to be wild.   GP, AE, and Alcoa are all really good teams but somebody gots to go home and not make the State Tournament

[CaptainGuru]

48 minutes ago, BCsportsfan said:

Football OR Basketball......Alcoa Got them birds number!! 

 

Alcoa Tornado beat Austin Roadrunners almost by a mercy rule this time. Last time Austin Roadrunners barely beat Alcoa Tornado. That means Alcoa Tornado is a better basketball team than Austin Roadrunners. However, in football Alcoa Tornado are a lot better than Austin Roadrunner and will mercy rule them almost every single year. Alcoa Tornado is a real good school. I am Captain Guru and I approve this message.

[atrisk]

" That get back a Mofo....". Coming to your child's school soon. "Get used to it". Whatcha gonna do?

[atrisk]

Handlers and agents making " That get back a Mofo...." a priority at your child's school. Whatcha gonna do?

[SheriffofRedRock]

Stanton Stevens is going to be the coach here.

[CaptainGuru]

On 1/29/2024 at 1:46 PM, CaptainGuru said:

Stanton Stevens is trying to come back to Austin Roadrunners. Stanton started out coaching for Bearden Bulldogs. He then went to Austin Roadrunners as the coach in 1999. This was when the Austin Roadrunners actually got good. He left Austin Roadrunners to coach Oak Ridge Wildcats. Then he left Oak Ridge Wildcats to coach Lavergne Wolverines. Austin Roadrunners will not get mercy ruled as much if Stanton gets the job to coach Austin Roadunners again. He left as coach almost 20 years ago. I am Captain Guru and I approve this message.

 

43 minutes ago, SheriffofRedRock said:

Stanton Stevens is going to be the coach here.

Sheriff, I tried to tell everyone this on Monday but nobody wanted to believe me. I said Austin Roadrunners would be getting Coach Stevens. It happened. I guarantee it. I am Captain Guru and I approve this message.