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AE and Greeneville were higher classifications at that time. Those Naders haven’t lost to a public school their size since before this year’s seniors were born. That is crazier than finding out that my ex wife left me for the head cheerleading coach back in 2007.

Now I may not be the sharpest crayon in the tool shed but I believe the last time Alcoa lost to a public school in their classification was way back in 2003. heck I don’t remember much from that year cause I was downing Natty Ice in front of the AGR house every day, but that is a dang long time so unless some miracle of God happens no one is beating those F5 Naders in 3A for a while.

Just got out of the Gainesboro jail after that lousy PA announcer didn’t like how I taunted him after the Indians came in and embarrassed those Jackson County losers. Since I have been gone, it looks like the boys have toughened up and started playing some Squatch Ball. I knew those cans of Skoal Mint I sent to the field house would help put some hair on their chest and give them the ability to lay some devastating downhill blocks. All I know is some Indians will be sinking some Viking Ships this week. I can’t wait to be back on the fence line Friday night and celebrating at Green’s Tavern.

Boy a bunch of you on here need to be getting a big bowl out of your mama’s kitchen for the crow you need to it. The IMG Academy of TN is right up there with Oakland and I would argue those Presbyterians are even better.

Looks here the Squatch Softball team lays the smack down on everyone in God’s Country. Problem is they get all the good players while we are left with their pansy brothers who are too scared to chug some energy drinks and caffeine pills before the game to accomplish some powerful downhill blocks.

Still leaves a bad taste in my mouth that Caine is the dirty Upperlipman. The man knows football and would have done even better at the Squatch if he would have let me come padded up to practice to toughen up the boys. Now we got stuck in God’s Country with some loser coach from Fayetteville. He has made our boys soft and won’t even sit down and talk X’s and O’s With me and my boys. Hope this game ends in a tie so both teams feel like they have kissed a girl and realized it was their 3rd cousin. It was a rough night back in 04 when that happened.

Absolutely embarrassing a program like Oakland would be playing a team like this. They would be better by playing their 1s vs 2s. I can round up some of my old Squatch boys and if they give us pads we can show me why they banned the blindside block in football. We would give them a better look than this too good for public school bunch.

You listen hear. I don’t need you running your big mouth about my Squatch boys. We can’t help our school board and school leaders care more about the other sports that they can’t hire a competent coach for us. Now we got this nice turf with a soft team that when they hit couldn’t even break a paper bag. Even try to set up a meeting with the new coach and he won’t even return my letters written to him. I’ll be driving my UTV up to the game in my letterman jacket ready to bust some heads. Hope the boys get inspired by me and Bobby on the 35 yard line.

Whose calling plays for the Honey Bees this year? Still wish we had Caine down in the valley. He was a true champion.

Look here I am making my way from God’s Country to go to this game. If you want some of this, just look for me and my letterman jacket on the 25 yard line. You aren’t messing with some normal dude, I was an all county TE for the Squatch. I would give my left testicle to defend the purple and gold. You won’t disrespect us.

Just wait when the Squatch steps on the field against those backwoods Jackson County Devils. You are about to get introduced to some serious football and you and your kind will be begging to go back to 2A where you belong. You better strap it up.

BPM go ahead and book your hotel in Nashville for the day after Thanksgiving and come hungry for some fish sandwiches at Pearl Cohn.

After some dazzle the Diffee man figured out to run downhill at the Tide. Mr. Mo is on the Bulldogs side.

Maybe that Diffee man should stay off Twitter and work on his play calling. Likes and retweets don’t help you play football. Peabody knows who they are and stick to a game plan. I would love to have that Jacobs man down in the Valley for the Squatch.

Well The Squatch boys are about to get a beat down. This dang coaching staff want even meet with us alums about some changes that need to be made to make people fear the Squatch again. I have a buddy who played backup TE on the 89 team who had a great deal on salt tablets and he didn’t even want them. We are soft right now and I always know those Pirates are ready to butt heads and be physical.

Will this game be live streamed anywhere? I would love to watch two quality programs smash heads for four quarters. I have been stuck watching the Squatch all summer hit like two wet paper sacks.

Depends on what the law states that has been passed in many states. TSSAA can’t trump state law. I know back in the day we had some Squatch boys who would have been paid a pretty penny.

We all know the decision makers in Shelby County don’t care about the students. If they did, they would have played last fall. This is about keeping power over people. if they don’t play in the fall, it will be travesty. Those teams deserve a chance to strap them up.

We will gladly take him back down at the Squatch. We are tough unlike you big sissies on the plateau. Sounds like you need to go outside and do about a 100 up downs for that soft post. Oh that coach yelled at me, now my feelings are hurt wah!!! Consider yourself lucky to have Caine.

Actually I just saw on the Twitter Machine that the TSSAA has done partnered with the Titans and the Williamson County School district to pilot the sport here in Tennessee next Spring. The championship game will be at Nissan Stadium. It should be coming in a couple of years.

Well James Franklin use to say he could tell how good a recruiter his assistants were by looking at their wives so looks like we got us a good one. Time for the HC to put those recruiting skills to the test in the hallways and the Valley. We got to get Squatch back on the map after Swafford and Co. drug their feet on this hire. I reached out to the new coach to see if he wants to have coffee and donuts to discuss implementing a physical, dominating style of football, even sent him some old VHS tapes of my devastating downfield blocking in the 90s.

We are worse than those losers over in Pikeville. Our director wants to keep the success of all programs down that don’t benefit his family. It is sickening that we are upgrading facilities yet we can’t hire a quality coach. Now I see why Caine left. I have sent numerous emails requesting a meeting and it is crickets. At this point, Bolddust and all his craziness and criminal record would be a better hire than Tweedle Dee and Twiddle Dum the director wants to hire.

Last time I checked artificial turf doesn’t guarantee football success. You got to put the blood, sweat, and tears in. The superintendent won’t sit down with some concerned alumni so he clearly doesn’t have a pair. It’s an absolute joke that it is the 2nd week of June and we don’t have a coach. We need a Squatch Man, not some outsider.

Just got back from spending a week down in the Redneck Riveria smashing back some Natty Ices on the beach each day and chasing White Claw ladies at night and fully expected us to have a coach by now. it seems the powers to be don’t want football to succeed by the delay in the hiring. It is June and these boys need to be instilled what it means to be a Squatch Man. I tried to schedule a meeting with the superintendent before I left on my trip and she gave me the run around like Sue Givens did back in high school. Times are a changing in God’s Country. Getting rid of natural grass for some fancy city boy turf. They need to hire a Squatch man for the job.

Your boy will still run a 6.0 40 trying to play a skill position. Hopefully they will keep you from walking up and down the fence line next year making a full of yourself and your 3 ex wives. I can’t believe Wattenloser let you have breakfast with him once a week to break down film. Unbelievable