An Oldie But Goodie: Stupid Announcer Tricks in McMinnville

[footballfanatic]

from anouncers to concession stands. this is the most versatile thread in the history of mankind and the entire universe. i think this thread has doubled in size since the last time i was here.

[footballfanatic]

hey del, do happen to know coach mike brown? doen't he coach football at grundy? if so, the next time you see him, ask him if he remembers a psycho corner/receiver/kicker/punter that he used to coach at coffee county. and tell him that we still need to go to hooters.

[fanman]

Not fair Queenie...letting Twan off the hook when you know he is the eater in our bunch. Your favoring him because of a special player he happens to be kin too. I want in the BEE hive before he gets in...nobody else will fit.

 

SCORE:

Fan----2 UT season tickets--and I work alot of Sat

Twan---0 UT season tickets

Maybe I am bad after all......

[Antwan]

fan, It's not going to work. Queenie is not that easily bought(at least I don't think so).

[QueenBee]

I was wondering...is UT going to be allowed to play football this Fall?...I mean...changing grades and all...isn't that against the rules and all?...soooo... those tickets might not be any good after all...and the last time I checked...aren't you related to that certain special player too???...how quickly you forget!!...BUT...I ain't cheap...but I can be bought... those tickets mean Saturday afternoons alone...so...MAYBE...if the price is right...you too can come into the hive...

[fanman]

HaHa Twan...Even the Queen has her price!!! And dont worry about the grade thing...old news..it will go away. I didnt forget the connection to the special player, just I am further down the chain...so a bit diluted.

 

Fan(who is working on my BUZZZZZZZ, cant be a good BEE without that!!)

[theflash]

i still have the boyd announcer's autograph for sale; i'm holding out for a better price--hoping Del will come through and want this in his collection

[QueenBee]

Working on your BUZZZZZZZZZZZ is a good thing...I like buzzy bees...gonna have to join one of the Saturday night music making buzzzzzzzzzings...then you can see first hand the hive all abuzzzzzz...

 

theflash...hold out on the price...cause Del is going to need that autograph for sure...he's going to have to put it in the hallway of the D.A.M.M.I.T. Academy...

[emerod]

Del,

I think Queenie is right on this one. We could

have a "Wall Of Shame" at good old D.A.M.M.I.T. We

could have autographed pictures of famous and, yes,

infamous announcers lining this wall. I will donate

from my personal collection 8x10 glossies of Lynn

Swann and O.J. Simpson to the collection.

Simpson belongs because he may well be the only

announcer in history to get away with murdering the

English Language AND his ex-wife.I'm adding Swann to

the wall because he sounds like he's gargling marbles

when he talks. The Boyd announcer should have a place

of honor. After all, would there even have been a

D.A.M.M.I.T. without him inspiring you to begin this

universally revered and now hallowed thread?

 

Emerod(Who isn't really Jewish but wears a yommokah

on special occasions)

[DelTavian]

Well I guess that means I'll have to put my prize picture of Gordon Solie up as well. Gordon was the class of wrestling announcers. Simply the best.

 

Anybody got one of Cosell?

 

Del (who isn't Italian but will eat Queenbee's Italian sausage any time I can get to Smith County and who's having some Italian beef special delivered from Chicago Friday and can't wait. I just wish they could bring a refridgerated truck full of Father and Son pizza!!!)

[sbcoach]

This may sound like a stupid questions, but why do peopel like me keep reading this thread. I think some point in time, it has to DIE! I think the thread has embarressed the original person enough who was just trying to add some excitement to their program & got lost in the atmosphere. Think about it, if it was you would you still want people to keep bringing it up. Just a thought!

[std]

Would someone put an end to this madness.