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Amusing the CAK crusaders are discussing stratgeies to stop the F5. But never fear CAK faithful, the answer is right in front of you! Considering 65% of CAK parents are probably lawyers, you could form a legal team (with more Beamers and Benzs than assembled for OJ's defense team) and file a court injunction to stop the game! Just think, you could probably "find" some asbestos or other toxic material under the field (I heard it's called 37% OOZ? Sounds like a heavy metal to me!

 

You could file a temporary restraining order ex parte. That will buy you some time to get a petition and supporting affidavit. You could call the other 35% of the parents who just happen to be Doctors as expert witnesses. You could get the game moved to CAK and, with the stellar KFL officals on the job, you guys just improved your chances roughly 50%. Just sayin...

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This is the last I will say about it.

Dogs are God's creatures too and your alias made a choice to exterminate them the same as the Romans. FBD made a reference, in jest, and I responded, in jest.

I apologize if I hurt your feelings, but maybe you could consider changing you screen name to better support your team. <_<

 

MOVING ON.....

You know you are right, what was I thinking. I will take you up on your offer......

 

RonMexico Signing off...Good-bye COACHT

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CAK does of good job of spreading teams out on defense. Which should be a challenge to the Tornadoes ? However Alcoa's overall team speed will be hard to over come for the warriors. Also I'm not sure CAK will be able to be as physical as us on both sides of the line of scrimmage. Should get interesting come Thursday 1 versus 2.

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Amusing the CAK crusaders are discussing stratgeies to stop the F5. But never fear CAK faithful, the answer is right in front of you! Considering 65% of CAK parents are probably lawyers, you could form a legal team (with more Beamers and Benzs than assembled for OJ's defense team) and file a court injunction to stop the game! Just think, you could probably "find" some asbestos or other toxic material under the field (I heard it's called 37% OOZ? Sounds like a heavy metal to me!

 

You could file a temporary restraining order ex parte. That will buy you some time to get a petition and supporting affidavit. You could call the other 35% of the parents who just happen to be Doctors as expert witnesses. You could get the game moved to CAK and, with the stellar KFL officals on the job, you guys just improved your chances roughly 50%. Just sayin...

Scottie, I like your thinking, but you've got the doctor/lawyer ratio flipped. So here is the scenario:

 

We assemble an all star team of CAK doctors who call their brothers and cousins who work for the CDC in Atlanta. They send cultures to the lab taken from field core samples from the football field at Alcoa. It is determined that the field is contaminated with Ecoli bacteria, the source is determined to be from human excrement pouring onto the field from the home side stands due to everyone being so full of it. So the game would be moved to CAK where the officials would receive a pre-game meal from Flemings Steak House, complimentary of course. Then our legal council would get a TSSAA injuntion stating that the Alcoa starters were not elgible due to not meeting the minimum number of quarters played prior to playing another undefeated team in week 11. Of course the charges are completely bogus since there is no such rule, but hey, this is the TSSAA, it will take them at least a week to figure it out. Finally, we will send a shuttle bus over to Blount County to pick up all the star struck fans that are clammering to see the Tornadoe twos, first stop, Greenback. Now our chances have improved about 50%. :D

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