South Rebels-'09

[etmemphisfan]

Gee, Boys....since ya'll are talking crazy, perhaps it's time for a funny Bobby Taylor story to take our minds off the stress of Coach T:

 

So we live in a log house in the country and I wake Bobby up early one morning for football practice. We've been having a problem with a woodpecker on the house and it's made it's home right by Bobby's window. Bobby staggers out of bed about half awake as I walk over to the window to check out the enemy woodpecker to decide what gun I might use to shoot it with, when we hear "BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM!" As I am walking over to see the crazy bird doing it's thing I notice that Bobby is flat out on the floor face down. I asked him what the heck he was doing and he replied "GET DOWN MOM! That's another DRIVE BY!"

 

I slowly and patiently told him to GET UP off the FLOOR because that was a woodpecker-- not a freakin' drive by! I went on to explain how black boys that live on farms hear that noise and get a shot gun and go for the pesky bird. Black boys that live in the Hood hear it and GET DOWN. Thus, I report Bobby is safe and I still haven't shot that woodpecker down.

 

And Sarah Palin will ask "And what does that have to do with high school football?" and to that I reply.... if I need my son to move faster on the field, I will bring my semi automatick and belt out some bullets.

 

OM

and! how many drive by's have you had? , if they where city thugs , it would be a drive in shooting

[compusatman]

Gee, Boys....since ya'll are talking crazy, perhaps it's time for a funny Bobby Taylor story to take our minds off the stress of Coach T:

 

So we live in a log house in the country and I wake Bobby up early one morning for football practice. We've been having a problem with a woodpecker on the house and it's made it's home right by Bobby's window. Bobby staggers out of bed about half awake as I walk over to the window to check out the enemy woodpecker to decide what gun I might use to shoot it with, when we hear "BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM!" As I am walking over to see the crazy bird doing it's thing I notice that Bobby is flat out on the floor face down. I asked him what the heck he was doing and he replied "GET DOWN MOM! That's another DRIVE BY!"

 

I slowly and patiently told him to GET UP off the FLOOR because that was a woodpecker-- not a freakin' drive by! I went on to explain how black boys that live on farms hear that noise and get a shot gun and go for the pesky bird. Black boys that live in the Hood hear it and GET DOWN. Thus, I report Bobby is safe and I still haven't shot that woodpecker down.

 

And Sarah Palin will ask "And what does that have to do with high school football?" and to that I reply.... if I need my son to move faster on the field, I will bring my semi automatic and belt out some bullets.

 

OM

 

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[BTaylorMom]

and! how many drive by's have you had? , if they where city thugs , it would be a drive in shooting

 

 

Hey ET, my man! Missed you! Yeah, well, my kid must have learned about drive by shootings during his fine education at Kingsport City Schools... because, dude, he did NOT learn that on my farm. Now I do believe, however, that firearms can encourage children to attend to their parents. It works for me when I need to clear the kids out of the house so I can clean. Picture Madea retuning from a stink in jail to find her brother having a big party at the house, then---BAMBAMBAMBAM--- and the house is clear! TaDaaaaaah!

[WaCoJaCo]

You are a complete idiot...I don't care how many dumba$$ post you have.And you my friend are the dumbest poster on here..you have no idea about the game of football.And the only one I would like to beat would be you...but you're little skanky a## wouldn't be worth it...I'm done with this little argument.. /roflol.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":roflol:" border="0" alt="roflol.gif" /> /roflol.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":roflol:" border="0" alt="roflol.gif" />

 

 

Your not done till' I say your done. And theres no way I can be the dumbest poster on here as long as theres at least one Sullivan South fan still posting.

 

As soon as your done beating your wife go over to your neighbors house and beat his wife. He's to busy burning leaves to do the job.

 

Oh, and I see why your so on the edge. Your source for Oxycontin got busted today over on the Interstate. Good job Macho.

[jhilts]

Your not done till' I say your done. And theres no way I can be the dumbest poster on here as long as theres at least one Sullivan South fan still posting.

 

As soon as your done beating your wife go over to your neighbors house and beat his wife. He's to busy burning leaves to do the job.

 

Oh, and I see why your so on the edge. Your source for Oxycontin got busted today over on the Interstate. Good job Macho.

 

 

 

 

I hope the following helps you with future postings. I am sorry if I didn't get them all corrected, but it has been a long day. Maybe some other South fans could pitch in for the common good.

 

 

 

You??™re not done until I say you??™re done. And there??™s no way I can be the dumbest poster on here as long as there??™s at least one Sullivan South fan still posting.

 

As soon as you??™re finished beating your wife, go over to your neighbor??™s house and beat his wife. He's too busy burning leaves to do the job.

 

Oh, I see why you??™re so on edge. Your source for Oxycontin got busted today over on the Interstate. Good job Macho.

[WaCoJaCo]

I hope the following helps you with future postings. I am sorry if I didn't get them all corrected, but it has been a long day. Maybe some other South fans could pitch in for the common good.

 

 

 

You??™re not done until I say you??™re done. And there??™s no way I can be the dumbest poster on here as long as there??™s at least one Sullivan South fan still posting.

 

As soon as you??™re finished beating your wife, go over to your neighbor??™s house and beat his wife. He's too busy burning leaves to do the job.

 

Oh, I see why you??™re so on edge. Your source for Oxycontin got busted today over on the Interstate. Good job Macho.

 

 

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[VolmanScott]

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I don't get it. How's this post any different than your other ones? /blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" />

[WaCoJaCo]

I don't get it. How's this post any different than your other ones? /blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" />

 

 

No different at all. You responded to it just like all the others. Sucker! /roflol.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":roflol:" border="0" alt="roflol.gif" />

[BTaylorMom]

No different at all. You responded to it just like all the others. Sucker! /roflol.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":roflol:" border="0" alt="roflol.gif" />

 

 

Ok, my sweet Waco. I'll be downstairs in a minute to bring your nervous medicine. Remember, take long deep breaths like the nice doctor said. Go to your happy place on your yoga mat where Fred & Wilma are waiting for you. Let's not call the nice people with the white suits again. They eat all your mama's cookies and drink up all her shine before they drive you away to your little 'spa.' Repeat your mantra "I am the king of myspace; all women love me; men want to be me; my team might win a game this year; I can find spell check if I try harder." I believe in you honey bear.

 

Love, Mrs. Judo Jaw

[WaCoJaCo]

Ok, my sweet Waco. I'll be downstairs in a minute to bring your nervous medicine. Remember, take long deep breaths like the nice doctor said. Go to your happy place on your yoga mat where Fred & Wilma are waiting for you. Let's not call the nice people with the white suits again. They eat all your mama's cookies and drink up all her shine before they drive you away to your little 'spa.' Repeat your mantra "I am the king of myspace; all women love me; men want to be me; my team might win a game this year; I can find spell check if I try harder." I believe in you honey bear.

 

Love, Mrs. Judo Jaw

 

 

You musta' got dropped for a loss as a kid. In your on "end zone' /roflolk.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":roflolk:" border="0" alt="roflolk.gif" />

[BTaylorMom]

You musta' got dropped for a loss as a kid. In your on "end zone' /roflolk.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":roflolk:" border="0" alt="roflolk.gif" />

 

 

But you told me you loved me for my cute end zone, Waccooobaby.

[WaCoJaCo]

But you told me you loved me for my cute end zone, Waccooobaby.

 

 

Your end zone is to big for regulation. /roflol.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":roflol:" border="0" alt="roflol.gif" />