Alcoa @ Elizabethton--Semifinal

[STARSNBARS]

 

They already played this game this year and Alcoa won.

 

Really bud? I wasn't aware of that. That note was to the Alcoa faithful....they are well aware that they kicked our butts this year too. It was the best thing to happen to our program this year. Congrats to the Tornados...see you next year.

 

Wow, you can give sarcasm but can't take it. The whole state knows they played that game. Always thought Matyville fans were sensitive, you're helpning me prove my point.

Huh??....whut iz sarcasm????.......OK eye gott a serryus qwestion......Duz a "cyclone" turn clock-wize, orr countur clock wize????.....

[CyclonePrider]

"4 gold balls, 2 silver balls and 27 straight playoff appearances pretty much gives us our name. what exactly has ole betsy done? How about having produced one of the best players in the NFL... his big brother is our coach, but guess what they won't be playing Friday Night, neather will your little balls.

[CyclonePrider]

Huh??....whut iz sarcasm????.......OK eye gott a serryus qwestion......Duz a "cyclone" turn clock-wize, orr countur clock wize????.....

 

Good question, but all you have to do is flush a toliet to see which way a tornado spins.

[STARSNBARS]

Huh??....whut iz sarcasm????.......OK eye gott a serryus qwestion......Duz a "cyclone" turn clock-wize, orr countur clock wize????.....

 

Good question, but all you have to do is flush a toliet to see which way a tornado spins.

Well CyclonePrider my outdoor toilit dont spin....Hit jist lays thair......

[OldSchoolCharger]

Good one Cyclone!!

On a serious note, I have seen both teams play... If both teams bring their "A" game, the only way Betsy sees the State Championship game is they will have to buy a ticket!

[budkilmer]

Huh??....whut iz sarcasm????.......OK eye gott a serryus qwestion......Duz a "cyclone" turn clock-wize, orr countur clock wize????.....

 

Good question, but all you have to do is flush a toliet to see which way a tornado spins.

Well CyclonePrider my outdoor toilet dont spin....Hit jist lays thair......

 

No indoor plumbing, but internet access. My guess is you got a 62' plasma, Blackberry Storm 2 and not only a toilet, but a bidet in that Maryville mansion too.

[Fiftyishfootballmom]

If we can get away from our fascination with toilets for a minute (LOL), can somebody from Elizabethton give us Alcoa fans good directions to your field? Also, anything good to eat close by?

 

Thanks. After that, we can continue with the toilet talk as long as we have some real toilet paper to wipe our behinds; don't care which way the water spins or if it spins at all

[STARSNBARS]

Huh??....whut iz sarcasm????.......OK eye gott a serryus qwestion......Duz a "cyclone" turn clock-wize, orr countur clock wize????.....

 

Good question, but all you have to do is flush a toliet to see which way a tornado spins.

Well CyclonePrider my outdoor toilet dont spin....Hit jist lays thair......

 

No indoor plumbing, but internet access. My guess is you got a 62' plasma, Blackberry Storm 2 and not only a toilet, but a bidet in that Maryville mansion too.

Now bud....Tha liburry hear inn Mairvul will let chee use hit fer free....Eye ain't never seed a 62 foot plasma..Butt solt a little two git sum munny.....Haiv picked sevurull gallons ov blackburries inn my day and luckily nevur been caut in a storm.....and if'un eye haid enuff munny fer indoor plumbin', eye wood haiv allreddy bidet......

[STARSNBARS]

After that, we can continue with the toilet talk as long as we have some real toilet paper to wipe our behinds; don't care which way the water spins or if it spins at all

Now mom.....cattylogs werk purty good two!!!!!!!.....

[AlcoasPaintedBridge]

If we can get away from our fascination with toilets for a minute (LOL), can somebody from Elizabethton give us Alcoa fans good directions to your field? Also, anything good to eat close by?

Take I40 East until you smell it, then I81 North until you step in it, then you are there.

Betsy folks, do not tell everybody about a 'certain' BBQ place on the side of a mountain, because that's where I am going and the place is not that big.

STARS- You can bid-et on a bidet on eBay. I don't think mama will like it, but Blue might.

[budkilmer]

Well Mr. Bars,

I have to say you got a pretty good act going on here. I'm sure other have enjoyed for years. I sure am now anyways.

[CyclonePrider]

Good one Cyclone!!

On a serious note, I have seen both teams play... If both teams bring their "A" game, the only way Betsy sees the State Championship game is they will have to buy a ticket!

I'll have my ticket but it will have Cyclones printed on it. These guys will do the talking and you won't get the calls like this.