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Much like Bulldog69 had to wee on his fire hydrant to mark his territory... I too feel like pumping my sarcastic chest. Although I have spent this past year a little less vocal with even less to cheer about, I feel worthy of a merit badge for smacking around the next opposition as much as anyone. I'll admit.... it hurts to be forgotten! Darn all of the old school people that decided they were to mature to spend their lunch breaks on Coacht and move on with their lives. I... being intellectual and immature love the opportunity to put people in their place, one sarcastic word at a time.

 

I'd like to remind everyone that it was I that told the stories and spread the word of the Harry-legged Bag Pipe Lady at Catholic and marketed my "I hate bagpipes and the ugly perm-fried & too much Kentucky fried lady that blows them!" bumper stickers across the protestant (we were hear first) bible belt!

 

I'd also like to like to recognize austin east high school whom I have not capitalized in 2 years deeming then no longer worthy of being a proper noun because of their cunning and clever ways the coaches and administrators have bent the rules and shattered the illusion of integrity their school pretends to possess. Ask Turtle who is also a forgotten smack talker worthy of this forum about my relentless pursuit of high school ethics & justice. Poor ae has had to listen to me go on & on about their Marshall's shopping spree and their wanting to play their Magnolia Miracle aka... "Pryor-conviction" in all of their sports.

 

That's right.... you guessed it... "always eligible".... That one's mine. ae's been screwing up for years adding fuel to my fire.

 

I don't want the crown and scepter as the King of smack... I just want the respect and worthiness of being recognized as a contender.

 

Go Falcons!

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Much like Bulldog69 had to wee on his fire hydrant to mark his territory... I too feel like pumping my sarcastic chest. Although I have spent this past year a little less vocal with even less to cheer about, I feel worthy of a merit badge for smacking around the next opposition as much as anyone. I'll admit.... it hurts to be forgotten! Darn all of the old school people that decided they were to mature to spend their lunch breaks on Coacht and move on with their lives. I... being intellectual and immature love the opportunity to put people in their place, one sarcastic word at a time.

 

I'd like to remind everyone that it was I that told the stories and spread the word of the Harry-legged Bag Pipe Lady at Catholic and marketed my "I hate bagpipes and the ugly perm-fried & too much Kentucky fried lady that blows them!" bumper stickers across the protestant (we were hear first) bible belt!

 

I'd also like to like to recognize austin east high school whom I have not capitalized in 2 years deeming then no longer worthy of being a proper noun because of their cunning and clever ways the coaches and administrators have bent the rules and shattered the illusion of integrity their school pretends to possess. Ask Turtle who is also a forgotten smack talker worthy of this forum about my relentless pursuit of high school ethics & justice. Poor ae has had to listen to me go on & on about their Marshall's shopping spree and their wanting to play their Magnolia Miracle aka... "Pryor-conviction" in all of their sports.

 

That's right.... you guessed it... "always eligible".... That one's mine. ae's been screwing up for years adding fuel to my fire.

 

I don't want the crown and scepter as the King of smack... I just want the respect and worthiness of being recognized as a contender.

 

Go Falcons!

Sorry.... You're not really what we are looking for

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All bridge does is plagarize and violate copyrights......and resort to insults.

 

I prefer the subtle yet sarcastic tone without reducing myself to the belittling tone yet carve up those who take such a stance when it just means "you can't handle it!"

 

bridge....you can't hit me with a handful of sand.

 

I am so quick then when I turn off the lights I am under the covers before it gets dark.....now you and I both know nobody in alcoa is that quick......

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All bridge does is plagarize and violate copyrights......and resort to insults.

 

I prefer the subtle yet sarcastic tone without reducing myself to the belittling tone yet carve up those who take such a stance when it just means "you can't handle it!"

 

bridge....you can't hit me with a handful of sand.

 

I am so quick then when I turn off the lights I am under the covers before it gets dark.....now you and I both know nobody in alcoa is that quick......

 

With speed like yours... you should be be quick enough to resolve the refrigerator light mystery.

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Bet ya 10 bucks cb10 will be back in da house. Soon

cb10 is like herpes, he'll be gone for a lil while, but rest assured he's coming back. :roflolk:

 

my vote goes to my hero, your hero and alcoaspaintedbridges hero... bulldog69. :twisted::thumb:

 

bulldog, those ole boys from mayfield still aint responded to that thrashing you gave em earlier this year. :roflolk:

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cb10 is like herpes, he'll be gone for a lil while, but rest assured he's coming back. :roflolk:

 

my vote goes to my hero, your hero and alcoaspaintedbridges hero... bulldog69. :twisted::thumb:

 

bulldog, those ole boys from mayfield still aint responded to that thrashing you gave em earlier this year. :roflolk:

At this point I have to agree with snoball. The DAWG is doing the talking the bridge is just using his or her computer skills. Trash talk is called that for a reason, it is talk not pictures and videos. Now cartoon humor bridge may have the edge.

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