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I cannot make heads or tails of this. Please try to use more accepted and common language. I know its your way to post like this, but its hard for old and educated people to read. I can't respond to i

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Hit's all vurry simpull inn bildin' a program .....

 

1. Ewe start out wif a sangull axull garbige truk

 

b. While'st empteein' thair garbige ewe chek fer enny kids inn tha yard and if'un tha orr eithur faist orr big (eye allways cairy a hi-teck Cassy-O stop watch wif me)

 

3. If'un thay do, ewe axe tha peepull livin' thair if'un thay wood like bettur garbige servuss

 

4. We then tawlk two tha mommas and diddies and ask tham abowt if'un thay orr thair mommas orr diddies (tha prospeck's mammaws and pappaws) wuz good athleets

 

5. We then seecreetlee taik tham upp two tha skool and let tham rubb tha Gold footbawls

 

f. We deeside if'un thay wood rathur haiv a caimpin' trailur inn tha city wif a indoor baffrume orr if'un a Fay placed clost bye wood bee good enuff

 

7. We then check thair footbawl Eye-Que and see how long hit taiks tham two reemimburr all tha werds "Chears, Chears, Fer Old Mairvul Hi"

 

8. Our studees haiv found thait if'un tha momma ov a prospeck haz uppur lip, lag, orr baick hare, he haz hidden potenshull

 

eye. We run a program wif dissy-plinn......So all middull skoolers are required two shaiv daylee and keap thair gote-tees trimmed nicelee

 

10. Pour all tha Red Kool-Lade down thes kids thay cain handull and offur tha extended famlee ov tha prospeck compleemintairy red and black plaits, nackins, and plastick forks and spunes att enny Rebull Tailgates.....free ov charge.... :popcorneater:

STARS this is awesome! I am old educated and can understand it just fine! You are way too funny my brother and I love your sense of humor!

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Hit's all vurry simpull inn bildin' a program .....

 

1. Ewe start out wif a sangull axull garbige truk

 

b. While'st empteein' thair garbige ewe chek fer enny kids inn tha yard and if'un tha orr eithur faist orr big (eye allways cairy a hi-teck Cassy-O stop watch wif me)

 

3. If'un thay do, ewe axe tha peepull livin' thair if'un thay wood like bettur garbige servuss

 

4. We then tawlk two tha mommas and diddies and ask tham abowt if'un thay orr thair mommas orr diddies (tha prospeck's mammaws and pappaws) wuz good athleets

 

5. We then seecreetlee taik tham upp two tha skool and let tham rubb tha Gold footbawls

 

f. We deeside if'un thay wood rathur haiv a caimpin' trailur inn tha city wif a indoor baffrume orr if'un a Fay placed clost bye wood bee good enuff

 

7. We then check thair footbawl Eye-Que and see how long hit taiks tham two reemimburr all tha werds "Chears, Chears, Fer Old Mairvul Hi"

 

8. Our studees haiv found thait if'un tha momma ov a prospeck haz uppur lip, lag, orr baick hare, he haz hidden potenshull

 

eye. We run a program wif dissy-plinn......So all middull skoolers are required two shaiv daylee and keap thair gote-tees trimmed nicelee

 

10. Pour all tha Red Kool-Lade down thes kids thay cain handull and offur tha extended famlee ov tha prospeck compleemintairy red and black plaits, nackins, and plastick forks and spunes att enny Rebull Tailgates.....free ov charge.... :popcorneater:

now I know what I thought all these years - my family got shorted. Nobody told us about the option of the Fay. With all that kool-aid we could have really used it. If I remember correctly, Mr 200 had 2 Fays in his yard. Mmmm...
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