Blackman at Maryville.

[Governm]

Are you pulling for the Orange and Blue with the "B" on the helmet?

No blue blazes

[mykidsdad]

I will be at the game Friday and I'm bringing: my boom box, drugs,alcohol,cigarettes, and my pet opossum.

Does this mean u get in free?

[warhawks]

Prevo vs BHS running back street race on foot

http://deadspin.com/footrace-between-drunk-bears-fans-ends-exactly-as-it-sh-1471237969?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

ouch that hurt!!!

[Governm]

Does this mean u get in free?

Yea. its a policy at the skeeter.

[Red Rebels]

I will be at the game Friday ...

I saw you drive by the stadium...

[MLREB]

I will be at the game Friday and I'm bringing: my boom box, drugs,alcohol,cigarettes, and my pet opossum.

 

As long as you don't bring a pole with a flag, or a noise maker, you are good.

[Governm]

I saw you drive by the stadium...

That thing is a real chick magnet

[StarRaider]

sx eye haiv jist got tha cyferrin' and figgerin' dunn....

 

Souper athletick QB fer Blackman = + 20

 

Good Runnin' Baick tandum fer Blackman = +16

 

Big ole LBers fer Blackman = +15.5

 

Tuff OLB's fer Blackman = + 14

 

Faist WR's fer Blackman = + 14.2

 

Tuff linemans fer Blackman = + 23.1

 

Good coachin' fer Blackman = +19.7

 

mat 73557 moovy markeys = + 12.8

 

Blackman's Awburn fite song = +13.3

 

Cragar and Stork's writin' and filmin fer Blackman = +8.4

 

Blackman's rilly nice fan's buses = +10.0......

 

ok now's we add..... 20.0 + 16.0 + 15.5 + 14.0 + 14.2 + 23.1 + 19.7 + 12.8 + 13.3 + 8.4 + 10.0 eqwulls...nawt pluss nawt iz nawt, pluss 5 iz uhh 5, pluss nawt, iz 5, pluss 2 iz uhhhhhhh 7, 7 pluss 1 iz uhhh 8, 8 pluss 7 izz uhhhh (let me taik oft my werk boots) uhhhhh 15, 15 pluss 8 iz uhhhh (let me look at momma's hands two).....22 ...no 23, 23 pluss 3 iz uhhhhhhhhhh 26, 26 pluss 4 (luckilee we didun't haiv two taik oft momma's #12 Wolverines) iz 30, 30 pluss nawt iz 30........So's we leaf tha zero att tha bottom and cairy tha 3 and set hit upp onn top ov thait necks line ov numburrs......So's 3 pluss nawt iz uh 3, 3 pluss 6 iz uhhhhhhhh 9, 9 pluss 5 iz uhhhhhhh uhhhh 14, 14 pluss 4 izzzzz uhhhhh 17 no no 18, 18 pluss 3 izz uhhhh 21, 21 pluss 9 izzzz uhhh 30, 30 pluss 2 (ok momma git thait left Wolverine oft) .....uhhhhhh 32, 32 pluss 3 izzzz uhhhhh 35, 35 pluss 8 (ok momma git tha rite Wolverine oft and yell att one ov tha Pups) iz uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 44 ,,,,no no 43 (eye cownted one ov momma's hangnails bye misstaik).......43 pluss nawt izzzz uhhhhh 43.....So's ewe leaf tha 3 att tha bottom and cairy tha 4 and set hit upp on top ov tha laist line ov numburrs.....4 pluss 2 izzz uhh 6, 6 pluss 1 izzz uhh 7, 7 pluss 1 izz uhhh 8, 8 pluss 1 izz 9, 9 pluss 1 izzzz 10, 10 pluss 2 izzzz uhhhhhhh 12, 12 pluss 1 iz uh 13, 13 pluss 1 iz uhhhh 14, 14 pluss 1 izz uhhhh 15, 15 pluss 1 izz uhhhhh 16..........

 

So's Blackman iz a urlee mid weak 163.nawt favritt......

No wonder everyone says you are the best cipher'r in the family.

[warhawks]

No wonder everyone says you are the best cipher'r in the family.

Now that is funny!!

[STARSNBARS]

Speekin' ov famlees......mommaSTARS famlee will bee eatin' att tha traylur wif us fer Thanksgivin'.....They cain hide grocerees faister thain 3 forklifts haulin' produce pallets two tha baick room.....One good thang abowt tham tho...Thay play allfull purtee muzick aftur dinner....Momma's bruvver "Tiny" onn tha geetarr and "Mammy" on tha rangin' tambeereen inn tha baickground....

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkfVG019EQI

Edited November 27, 2013 by STARSNBARS

[strongx]

160+ point spread- wow! GQ is worth some points but thats a bunch to overcome. Maybe with the quality coaching, quality education, home field advantage, woo crew, red/black uniforms, homer chain gang, fancy field, packed home stands, and great concessions we will be able to keep it respectable. Sounds like we are gonna need all the breaks on friday.

[STARSNBARS]

160+ point spread- wow! GQ is worth some points but thats a bunch to overcome. Maybe with the quality coaching, quality education, home field advantage, woo crew, red/black uniforms, homer chain gang, fancy field, packed home stands, and great concessions we will be able to keep it respectable. Sounds like we are gonna need all the breaks on friday.

sx lett's jist hoap thait tomarree mornin' thait thay eat evur one ov tham 30 duzzen aggs, piles ov biskitts, and maybee fer this'un enstead ov sawmill gravee, thay give our littull fellers sum strong RED I gravee.....

Edited November 27, 2013 by STARSNBARS