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I'm going to have to reflect on these nominees in the JuJu Hut.  Certainly a fine cast of fellas working hard on the keyboard to attain one of those coveted titles.  I would think some of them are no brainers.....Pujo and Dillard actually have people that get on here just to see what they have to say.....!  You think I'm joking but I'm not...!  Crow is my homeboy and he walks a pretty straight line when it comes to telling it like he sees it.  If he honestly thinks his boys will get beat....he'll tell you as much.  Most of us are legends in our own minds.  We each think we wrote the book on football, when it actually got wrote by Bear, Lombardi, Bellincheck, Walsh, and Neyland....! (oh yeah, and probably Saban)(sucks but at least I'm honest)  Hard to narrow it down to five with so many geniuses running around.

 

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I will update this thru the Bluebonnet Bowl. 

 

1. TheTruthPrevails

2. orngnblk

3. rlh

4. TCAIntense

 

 

 

 

 

 

5. Ambassador 

 

 

I won't rank myself, but some of the best ones personally are...

 

Roy Dillard

Pujo

Orngnblk

Slicer

Crow

 

the system is rigged

 

Booger just sayin  MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN :thumb: 

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There's only one that it can be:

 

Roy ain’t your average Joe

He quickly let’s you know that he don’t joke.

He love’s fudge rounds and red bulls too.

He thinks that Grider man is pretty cool.

If he offline a while and you wonder where’d he go.

You can find him studying Murphy’s Pole.

He gets mad at Old Pirate and Power P

For giving our secrets to other teams.

He says it makes it hard for us to win

But the very next week they do it again.

He knows all the boys big enough for the SEC

‘Cause he reads about them in Murphy’s magazine.

And every night there’s only one place he’ll be found

He’s at Ronnie’s Red Eye when the sun goes down.

Now there’s one sure way you can make him ill

Steal his book like they did up at Gordonsville.

Someone spiked his hot cocoa so he laid it down

When he came out of the stall it couldn’t be found.

He called the Gordonsville police and the sheriff too

But they said that there was nothing that they could do.

He cried and he whined and put it on WEPG

But in the end he had to buy another magazine.

I don’t know how he gets to the games but he won’t take the bus.

Once Grider charged too much and it made him cuss.

Pegleg even once offered to fly him around

But Roy was worried he crash to the ground.

I guess it’s possible that he catches a ride

With that man behind the bar at Ronnie’s Red Eye.

Now we all thought that he was a lonely clown

Then one day Wendy blew into town.

Now she accompanies him to his colonoscopy

Sitting in the waiting room keeping up with coachT.

She tells him everything Ambassador said

And Roy gets mad and his face turns red.

He pulls out his computer and starts to post

About ole “Barney†and how he can go

Cheer for that Mathis man or the SOS.

And says how ole Barney is full of mess.

Then he rides down to Save A Lot

To get fudge rounds and another pot

For his hot cocoa to heat up on

And he stops by practice on his way home.

He prays the Pirates makes it to the state

He tells Wendy that it’ll be so great.

They'll share red bull or cocoa if it really cold

Before the game while studying Murphy’s pole.

So if you see ole Roy, just say hi.

You’ll find out quick he’s a pretty good guy.

He might even show his book to you

Or even share a fudge round or two.

 

So that’s the ode to one of the biggest fans

Roy Dillard from Pirate Land!

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This would  be the perfect ode if you got something about Roy's endoscope visits in there.

There's only one that it can be:

 

Roy ain’t your average Joe

He quickly let’s you know that he don’t joke.

He love’s fudge rounds and red bulls too.

He thinks that Grider man is pretty cool.

If he offline a while and you wonder where’d he go.

You can find him studying Murphy’s Pole.

He gets mad at Old Pirate and Power P

For giving our secrets to other teams.

He says it makes it hard for us to win

But the very next week they do it again.

He knows all the boys big enough for the SEC

‘Cause he reads about them in Murphy’s magazine.

And every night there’s only one place he’ll be found

He’s at Ronnie’s Red Eye when the sun goes down.

Now there’s one sure way you can make him ill

Steal his book like they did up at Gordonsville.

Someone spiked his hot cocoa so he laid it down

When he came out of the stall it couldn’t be found.

He called the Gordonsville police and the sheriff too

But they said that there was nothing that they could do.

He cried and he whined and put it on WEPG

But in the end he had to buy another magazine.

I don’t know how he gets to the games but he won’t take the bus.

Once Grider charged too much and it made him cuss.

Pegleg even once offered to fly him around

But Roy was worried he crash to the ground.

I guess it’s possible that he catches a ride

With that man behind the bar at Ronnie’s Red Eye.

Now we all thought that he was a lonely clown

Then one day Wendy blew into town.

Now she accompanies him to his colonoscopy

Sitting in the waiting room keeping up with coachT.

She tells him everything Ambassador said

And Roy gets mad and his face turns red.

He pulls out his computer and starts to post

About ole “Barney†and how he can go

Cheer for that Mathis man or the SOS.

And says how ole Barney is full of mess.

Then he rides down to Save A Lot

To get fudge rounds and another pot

For his hot cocoa to heat up on

And he stops by practice on his way home.

He prays the Pirates makes it to the state

He tells Wendy that it’ll be so great.

They'll share red bull or cocoa if it really cold

Before the game while studying Murphy’s pole.

So if you see ole Roy, just say hi.

You’ll find out quick he’s a pretty good guy.

He might even show his book to you

Or even share a fudge round or two.

 

So that’s the ode to one of the biggest fans

Roy Dillard from Pirate Land!

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