fredflintstone Posted October 5, 2005 Report Share Posted October 5, 2005 "Oh im sorry i was looking for the mens locker room." -Bear Bryant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momwildcat Posted October 5, 2005 Report Share Posted October 5, 2005 "Hard Work Beats Talent When Talent Doesnt Word Hard" - Bruce Lamb, LA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted October 5, 2005 Report Share Posted October 5, 2005 "Big Time Players make Big Time Plays!" Former AE Coach now Oak Ridge Coach used this one a lot at AE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingman Posted October 5, 2005 Report Share Posted October 5, 2005 From Coach Luke Welch @ Huntingdon High School " I want you to RUN til I get tired!" I loved Coach Wuke Welch when he was at Henry County. A completly dry sense of humor. He would say something funny and had no idea he was funny. It would take a while to get it used to his lisp. Good man, still talk about him 30 years later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmpop Posted October 5, 2005 Report Share Posted October 5, 2005 I remember once during a scrimmage between Alcoa and Seymour in the 80's two kids collided. While they were helping the Alcoa boy off the field he asked the coach " Hey coach who won the girls game"? We have never let him live that down to this day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Polesit Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 As Lou Holtz observed his new kicker at practice the young man said " Coach, I can hit'em when you aren't looking." Coach replied " well son, I plan on being at the game." Bear Bryant was trotting toward the locker room at half time and a reporter ran up and ask what the coach thought about his team's execution in the 1st half? Coach Bryant replied, " the way we're playin that wouldn't have been a bad idea." Hahahaha! Best ones yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#1tigerstunna Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 on the fooball games that seem to be somewhat a David and Golieth type match up.. and no one in the world gives u a chance.. and all the sports writers and even your own "fans" arent giving u a chance.... "Screw the experts and "critics", just play the game.." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gcpioneer05 Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 (edited) When two players are doing a 1-on-1 tackling drill and neither seems want to hit: "I've had turds hit the water harder than that!" Hope that isn't too graphic and I don't get banned. The coach shall remain un-named....... hehe Edited October 6, 2005 by gcpioneer05 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guru5 Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 "you're sixth on the depth chart and there are only three in front of you!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bleachercoach Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 "that's why girls sit to pee, and men stand to pee" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuz Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 After a player tells his middle school coach he messed up an assignment because he thought the defense was going to make an adjustment to the play that was called The Coach responded: Well son you thought like Andy, and Andy thought cat crap was candy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbo Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 From Coach Luke Welch @ Huntingdon High School " I want you to RUN til I get tired!" One more Luke Welch: Wun Monty Paul Wun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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