Rebels vs. Vikings

[STARSNBARS]

I, Leif Eriksen, will lead a floating armada down the Tennessee River as the Vikings head south to seek and destroy. The Vikings will pillage and destroy all of Maryville Friday night. We may take a few women as slaves. The Maryville village and football team will be totally routed and removed from the earth.

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Leaf when a Vikin ship cums up Pistul Creik and ento Greenbelt Laik, eye will stretch a kabull, tie hit off frum Waterfrunt Grill, acrost to tha Dailee Times parkin' lott, and tie hit to the bumper of my garbige truk.

 

Then eye will get my little 14 foot Alummy-Kraft duck huntin' camo john boat and unload hit up behind The Lost Amigos rest-ront. Then eyes will bar-ree sum dynomite frum sum of my friends in Nebo and load hit in tha john boat. Eye will then opun up that little 16 horse Evinrude to full throttull, ramm the Vikins' and blows up tha big Vikin ships.

 

Anuthur thang. Mairvul wimmen is lazee and thay wood knot maik good slaves ennyhow.

 

Go Rebs.

Edited November 22, 2004 by STARSNBARS

[Guest Rebelnation]

Stars, u evul thang....wat a eenuk idee!!! Can ah halp lowd dee jon boat? I think ah steel hav sum u dem firwurk moturs lef over frum de 4th...we can make it purdee too!! thumb

[jlay68]

Leaf when a Vikin ship cums up Pistul Creik and ento Greenbelt Laik, eye will stretch a kabull, tie hit off frum Waterfrunt Grill, acrost to tha Dailee Times parkin' lott, and tie hit to the bumper of my garbige truk.

 

Then eye will get my little 14 foot Alummy-Kraft duck huntin' camo john boat and unload hit up behind The Lost Amigos rest-ront. Then eyes will bar-ree sum dynomite frum sum of my friends in Nebo and load hit in tha john boat. Eye will then opun up that little 16 horse Evinrude to full throttull, ramm the Vikins' and blows up tha big Vikin ships.

 

Anuthur thang. Mairvul wimmen is lazee and thay wood knot maik good slaves ennyhow.

 

Go Rebs.

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Good grief! Women present. . . and we Murvul women hit as hard as our men!

[papa chaos]

Stars brings up a VERY good point....

 

I would HIGHLY recommend that any of you making the trip to Maryville stop off and Los Amigos and treat yourself to a fine Mexican meal before the game. Knowing what I know about that place, I'd be really upset if some local didn't steer me there as I passed through town.

[papa chaos]

I personally LOVE Maryville women and wouldn't trade them for any others from anywhere.

[Guest Rebelnation]

Get um jlay!! My wife dus dee cookin, cleenin (of da vitels too), washin, tailer movin, workin and church goin in my house!! I wuldnt hav it anee udder way!!

 

Papa, you're startin to sound like the chamber of commerce man...

[STARSNBARS]

Now fellers eye didunt say thay didunt hit hard. Thay's jest a little lazy.

 

Go Rebs.

Edited November 22, 2004 by STARSNBARS

[Guest Rebelnation]

jlay, your welcome to come eat wangs with us too thumb

[papa chaos]

Sorry Nation. I'm trying to make up for my uncharacteristic sauciness over the weekend by being a good ambassador to our friends from up North. We may as well be nice to them from the stands, b/c I don't think anyone will be trying to make nice on the field.

Edited November 22, 2004 by papa chaos

[STARSNBARS]

jlay, your welcome to come eat wangs with us too thumb

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Nashun bee cairfull. Wangs dont sound good. Jest give me breastuzzes.

 

Go Rebs.

Edited November 22, 2004 by STARSNBARS

[Guest Rebelnation]

watch eet....papa almost soundd lac us fer a secund, sayun "make nice". He's a gettin in da spireet. U can hav brestusus stars...

 

I figured your catholic quilt (even thought your not catholic) was gettin the better of you papa. You were saucy last week, I'm goofy this week.

Edited November 22, 2004 by Rebelnation

[jlay68]

watch eet....papa almost soundd lac us fer a secund, sayun "make nice".  He's a gettin in da spireet.  U can hav brestusus stars...

 

I firgured your catholic quilt (even thought your not catholic) was gettin the better of you papa.

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Wings sound good! I personally don't like the Murvul men with brestusus. . . luckily none of them are on the fball field.

 

Let's win state so we can get on to what's really important--bball!!!